1 - 1 by crabby 3-05-06

For now the child sleeps. I have returned him to his birth planet and all should be well for him. The dream weaver will not be able to harm this land anymore. Where are his socks? Why can't I stop thinking about the lack of socks?

1 -2 by crabby 3-05-06

I had the dream again. Marvin...... I had a life before you. You said you would acknowledge it and not try to sweep it under the rug. I realize you were a stripper, but you said when we got married that you put that life behind you and we'd live like a normal couple. YOU'RE MY VICE PRESIDENT OF SALES, SON! OUR RELATIONSHIP WILL NEVER BE NORMAL! That bowtie makes me weak.

1 - 3 by crabby 3-05-06

I have to make one last strip run. I have to go and get that big pay day. Honey, I-- I don't care. I'm doing this for both of us. We need the money. Baby, I love you, but I have to do this. Promise to come back...

1 - 4 by crabby 3-05-06

I'm glad you decided to show up. My family needs the money. I just want you to know that I'm not gay. I don't know what it is about you, but I must feel myself inside of you. Whatever, its worth it for the money.

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Honey, you're ba-- I don't want to talk about it.

by crabby, 3-05-06

lol! Thats funny.

HACK

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EVERON ELSE IS A HACK

Keep on crabbin' crabby

You funny bastard

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Why can't I stop thinking about the lack of socks?"

Genius.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.