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chopper
Junior Comic Technician
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Heres another of my patois talking heros:
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| So you wish to enter the 36 chambers and challenge our Masters? Good Luck | |
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| Unu nuh have no one badder dan me in yah, truss me! | |
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Chamber 1: Bullet Dodging
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| No One can test the Praying Mantis! Die! | |
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| Pray all you want, Badman Crab Style is di ultimate! | |
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Chamber 12:UnderWater Breathing
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| Di Shaolin bwai dem dunce, u see mi ah seh? | |
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| ... there fore it is crucial too see that the problems associated with this particular predicament can be no more than the sum of... | |
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| Mi Nuh inna e long talking, All a di man dem weh know dem no bow, Push up unu hand and say Yo! | |
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| GO HOL U GAL SOWA UNDA WEAR! | |
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| ... Pathetic, Pink shirt wearing, Pussyhole, Penile Implant having, Poncey, Perverted Punk. And now for O... | |
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| You have now passed 35 chambers. Your last task will be a Chinese proverb clash with my best student... | |
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| Ok den, tek dis one unda you nasty ras: "War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left." | |
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| Aaah Boo Fuckin Hoo, JJP. "Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ." | |
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| "Crowded elevator smell different to midget" | |
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| "Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed." | |
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| "Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts." | |
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| "He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs." | |
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| "Nail on board is not good as screw on bench." | |
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| "Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth" | |
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JJP is defeated, and Badman Crab is victorious once again...
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| I am humbled in thy presence, great Grand Dragon Master. | |
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| Gwaan go fix up some fry rice and chicken neck fe me now, an when u dun, go throw Mighty Crown out of here! | |
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(Mighty crown is a Japanese Reggae sound system)
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I dont Know Karate But I sure Know Ka-razy
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