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Mr. Wonderful
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| Ham sandwiches for sale! Get your ham sandwiches right here! Packed with yummy ham -- | |
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| OMFG!!! Who'd want to buy a filthy ham sandwich from some jerk kid on the street! | |
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| ...and in local news, the notorious "Ham Sandwich Killer" is still at large. If you see him, for god's sake, PLEASE--buy a ham sandwich from him. | |
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| Guess what, Mom? I'm the notorious HAM SANDWICH KILLER! | |
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| OH MY GOD, NO!!! SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY GOOD HAM!!! | |
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| ...so, Mom's makin' me work here until I can pay her back for all that ham I swiped off her. | |
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| Wow...how ironic. Now you have to handle other people's ham every day. | |
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| Well, Mom...I did it. I can now fully reimburse you--with interest-- for the missing ham. | |
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| Well, I'll believe that when I see it, young man. | |
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| Boy, ham sure tastes a lot better now that Mom's croaked, huh Dad? | |
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| Oh, Billy -- you heartless monster. (*choke*) Where did we fail you? Poor potty training? | |
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| Uh-oh...what the hell happened to that body they just brought in? | |
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| Uh, I think I saw some kid carting it off in one of those little red wagons. | |
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| Mom sandwiches for sale! Get your Mom sandwiches right here! Packed with yummy Mom! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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