Nothing like looking back at old times. Here's a little history lesson to the youngsters.

The Tobor Chronicles - Part I by gabe_billings 9-19-01

RAAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CO... CUT! Tobor, this just isn't working. You've lost your pizaazz. I'm afraid I'm goint to have to let you go. BUT TOBOR FINALLY GOT A TRAILER BIGGER THAN BEN AFFLECK. Tobor has also gotten a big head and asks for too much money. We've found a cheaper replacement. ACTION! raaar! tobor will cornhole you!

The Tobor Chronicles - Part II by crabby 11-24-02

Alright now little man I want you to remember that we won't be paying you any money. I have lots of advertising jobs lined up. Companies threw themselves at my feet when they found out I had the part in this movie. let's here that catchphrase baby! raaaarrrrr! tobor will cornhole you! Hey star how about a quick screw? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD TOBOR'S LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!! RAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

The Tobor Chronicles - Part III by gabe_billings 9-19-01

Shit, the last thing you need right now is to go in your room and weep like a little bitch. TOBOR'S LIFE IS FALLING APART WHILE HE WATCHES. It's better to burn out than fade away. You got some cash left. Let's blow it on booze and hookers. TOBOR THINKS THAT IDEA SOUNDS A LITTLE IRRESPONSIBLE. MAYBE TOBOR SHOULD CALL HIS MOMMY. That's exactly the kind of thing a pantywaisted little wuss would say. Grab your coat while I go steal our neighbor's car. TOBOR HAS BEEN SHAMED INTO ACTION. LET'S GO.

The Tobor Chronicles - Part IV by crabby 11-24-02

Alright bitch I broke your door down. Give me the car. I don't have it. Give me the car bitch or I dig up your dead husband and clone him into an evil man to come eat your food. I don't know what the fuck your talking about. Turns out the neighbor is retarded. But I know where we can get you a quality whore! Lets go. RAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

The Tobor Chronicles - Part V by gabe_billings 9-19-01

Damn, you're a big one. If you break any part of me it's an extra $500. TOBOR HAS NEVER DONE THIS KIND OF THING BEFORE. MAYBE TOBOR WOULD FEEL BETTER IF HE TALKED FOR A WHILE. ...so when he was done with the story he started sobbing like a baby. Then he threw up in the corner and ran through the wall. That's the last I saw of him. Damn, maybe he was worse off than I thought. Say, there uh... wouldn't be any uh, money left in the meter, if you catch my drift? No. And you owe me $1500 for a new wall.

The Tobor Chronicles - Part V! by crabby 11-24-02

Where's my money? I got no money. But I got some sweet robocock! Interested? No. Fine I will be your slave bot then. I will serve you forever to pay off my debt. RRRAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! TOBOR JUST ROBBED A BUM AT WHITE CASTLES AND ATE HIS 30 STACK!!!!!!! WHU DO THEY CALL THESE SLIDERS...........OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Tobor Chronicles - Part VII by gabe_billings 9-19-01

OHH... TOBOR FEELS AWFUL. WHERE IS TOBOR? You're out in the field behind my barn. I'd say you slept here last night. And you don't smell none too good, either. TOBOR'S HEAD HURTS. WHAT HAPPENED? Well I'm no Sherlock Homes. But from the looks of things in the barn and the scratches on you I'd guess you tried to hump my prize bull, and when that didn't work took a hankering for my tractor. TOBOR IS VERY SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE HE CAUSED. Well that's just fine. Maybe you'd like to come back to my place and help me get the bull off the roof of the barn.

The Tobor Chronicles - Part VIII by crabby 11-24-02

I SEE NO BULL! WAIT ARE YOU TRYING TO LURE ME INTO HOMOSEXUAL SEX? Interested. So your telling me you stuck your hand so far up this guys ass that he died on the spot? RAAARRRR!!!! IN A NUTSHELL! WHY YOU WANT TOBOR HANDLE YOUR ASS? No no not at all. But I know this guy and he owes me some money think you can handle it? RAAAARRRR!!!!!! I HOPE HE'S HIDING THE MONEY UP HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!

The Tobor Chronicles - Part IX by gabe_billings 9-19-01

Yeah, look Johhny B... I'm a little short right now but I should be gettin' paid on Friday and maybe I can get the money to you then. TOBOR THINKS HE HAS PART OF YOUR CAT STUCK TO HIS FOOT. OH, AND TOBOR THINKS YOU OWE JOHNNY B $650. Holy shit! You just knocked down my fucking door! ...AND HE FINALLY FOUND THE MONEY WHEN TOBOR WAS SQUEEZING HIS HEAD. TOBOR FORGOT HOW EASILY HUMANS POP. You got moxie, kid. Stick with me and we'll go all the way.

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