Wouldn't number one make me a cup of pee?
I was briefly number one after forming a coup. I didn't photoshop it cause I didn't want everyone to see how I voted the toprated comics. Then choad suggested I just log out and do it. I haven't felt like forming a coup since.
[Click to view comic: 'Clown Town']
Thats the comic that was #1. just incase you were interested.