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Razmo
Stripcreator Newbie
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| You molested me when I was an alterboy Father McDouchebagg. | |
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| Why that's impossible my son, I kept a detailed record of all the luscious, firm young boys I molested and your not in there. | |
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| So...you never molested me then? | |
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| No my son, infact, I don't recall you ever attending mass. | |
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| Ok then, but I'm still going to brutally murder you and use your blood in horrifying Satanic rituals. | |
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| Very well my son, I forgive you in advance then. | |
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| What, you gonna kill me just because I'm BLACK?!? Why you racist cracker! How dare you be killin off MY people! I'm a PROUD BLACK WOMAN and your just an ignorant honky pig! | |
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| You fat white pigs have kept MY people down for too long! Now WE are risin up and stickin it to THE MAN! Which is you, you ignorant, racist, honky white devil! | |
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| That'll be enuffa that shit. | |
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| Wow, Satan looks like a Mexican Used Car Salesman | |
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| Sell me your soul and I'll give you the power to burn people in a blazing inferno and reduce them to ashes at will. | |
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| Ok Satan, you gotta deal, heh heh... | |
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| What are you laughing about? | |
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| When I said I wanted fresh pussy, you werent exactly what I had in mind... | |
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| Oh please mr. psycho killer, I'll suck your cock if you let me live! | |
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| Will you swallow my cum and let me piss all over your face infront of your mom? | |
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| Um, my mom died two years ago from cancer | |
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| Well, dig the bitch up and we'll have a threesome with her corpse...unless you wanna join her. | |
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| Well..I guess I'll get the shovel then! | |
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| Hey, don't you know smoking is bad for you? | |
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| Smoking causes lung cancer, enemia, bulemia, dyslexia, aids, impotence, infertility, bad breath, blindness, anal worms and even the plague! It said so on TV! | |
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Government Warning: Kids who annoy smokers WILL be hacked to death with an axe.
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