I'm doing some standupish comics lately. Feedback appricated, good or bad.

Rhode Island 1 by attitudechicka 3-15-06

Rhode Island is so small, when they have a tornado alert the warning reads: "Tornado Warning: affected Rhode Island counties are as follows: all 5 of them".

Rhode Island 2

Rhode Island is so small, their main campaign slogan is "Marvel at the amount of houses we accomodate!"

by attitudechicka, 3-15-06

Rhode Island 3 by attitudechicka 3-15-06

I once stopped at a burger joint with a sign outside that said "Welcome to Rhode Island". When I went inside, the cashier said "Welcome to Massachusettes." You should take this on the tour. In Rhode Island! Which would take all of one hour.

Hairdressers by attitudechicka 3-16-06

Hairdressers have to be licensed in order to cut hair in the state of Missouri. So basically, you have to have a license to carry a pair of scissors. The question is: Does that license enable you to RUN with scissors?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

And for added amusement, these could kind of be stand-upish, mostly just fall under work:

What I Wish I'd Said # 1 by attitudechicka 3-16-06

The Actual Call Thank you for calling Company, how can I help you? Yes, how much do you charge for a haircut? The Actual Answer I'm sorry ma'am, this is an insurance company, not a hairdresser. Ooops! I'm so sorry. What I Wish I'd Said It's $10, but I can only do a bowl cut. Can I schedule your appointment now?

What I Wish I'd Said # 2 by attitudechicka 3-16-06

________More What__________ Wouldn't you rather have your hair done by someone licensed? __________I Wish____________ Depends, do you want it blow dried or our new low fat bake system? __________I'd Said___________ Considering this is an insurance company, I'd say those services would be an additional fee.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I loved them all chicka.

I bet I loved them all more than you did.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I liked them all but Rhode Island 1 and What I wished I'd said #1 get belly laughs.

You most definetly did not.