a lame excuse to post another one of my old comics? you be the judge! better yet, post some commercial comics! yippee!

What they're really saying. by habnem 9-01-01

In the future, you'll want to be connected everywhere you go. By the web, by voice, by two-way messaging; you'll want instant communication. I am much vexed! Someone connect me! In the future, you'll want all your friends to be on the same digital network--a universal standard of wireless quality. You don't wanna go with Sprint, do ya? They sacrifice newborns to Ba-al. Welcome to the new Verizon, where the future is now. Join in... Or we'll kill you.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I've posted this before, but hell.

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