LOLIOTTERS by MathiasSmith 4-08-06

Hey Red, where you going? The party's just getting started. Oh, I gotta...return some videos. Oh God, I'm such a fucking piece of scum. Why can't I control these urges? OH GOD I'M GONNA RUIN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE WITH THIS SHIT. Oh yes, hot baby otter action. You are have super no legal dvd full of much fucking otter childs

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I'm gonna eat that damn apple by MathiasSmith 4-08-06

Is it just me or has Paul been acting a little different? Oh yeah, he's been thinking about the meaning of existence a lot lately. He seems to have come to the conclusion that we dictate our own existence. I just hope he's not being too weird about it. Phone, there's something I feel I need to tell you. Uh...okay. I'm a little apple, happy in my apple tree.

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Tarzan Boy is the ultimate argument song by MathiasSmith 4-08-06

Hey guy, what's- ...Oh sorry, I thought Red Phone was in here. H-he just left...we-we got into a fight and I said some things that...oh, I just shouldn't have said them. He started blaring this music to drown me out and left... Was it Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy"? I...I think it was. How'd you know? He uh, he actually does this a lot.

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I'd buy this if it were published in a gaseous medium.

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What others say about boorite!

These comics are enjoyable in a low-key sort of way. I like the idea of making the phone a character -- I don't know why I never thought of that. I also get the same kind of email spam you do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i did not like them

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whats up i am sebra 139

And the walls shall bleed once a month... by MathiasSmith 4-22-06

A miscarriage, can you believe that? How terribly sad. Her and Rod were so excited... Oh yes, quite sad. So, do you think her uterus is haunted now or what?

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The Annual Boner Parade by MathiasSmith 4-22-06

4-20 duders lol gonna get use a bong all day long IF U KNO WHAT I MEAN Uh, you're a little late with that, Abraxas. It's the 22nd. ...fuck you homo i'm gonna go out and yell out some cops beeeeyotch laffo Odd, if he was a locksmith and had a copy of Ms. Della's keys, why did he have to break the door down? YOU A PIG FAGGOT MATLOCK

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