RCL no. 144 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-14-05

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAYYYYY!! "YOU'RE TOO LATE, ASSHOLE! THE PRESIDENT'S ALREADY DEAD!!" Oh...

RCL no. 299 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-26-05

You're a pumpkin! Thank's for noticing, Captain Obvious! Don't mention it!

RCL no. 314 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-27-05

You're a clown! Thank yoooouuu, Captain Obvious! De nada, limonada!

RCL no. 334 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-01-05

Wow! You're hair is really wavy! Thank you, Captain Obvious! Wanna screw?

RCL no. 341 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-01-05

HELP ME, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS... ...I'M GETTING MY ASS KICKED!! I can see that! They don't call me "Captain Obvious" for nothing!

RCL no. 342 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-02-05

Hi! I'm Captain Obvious... ...and, this is my sidekick, Whatever! Hmmm... It's twelve o'clock, so it must be lunch time. How 'bout we go grab a bite to eat? Whatever...

RCL no. 357 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-08-05

Wow! New O' is completely devastated! No shit, Captain Obvious! Let's start over... Let's...

A crossover hit:

RCL no. 379 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-12-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice"... So... You say your name is Captain Obvious? Of course! Isn't it obvious? Not to me... I'm blind! I can see that! I can't! Obviously!

RCL no. 394 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-15-05

Wow, Dude... Looks like you're in a world of hurt! No shit, Seargent Obvious! That's CAPTAIN Obvious, sir! "Captain" Obvious? How the hell did an idiot like you ascend to THAT rank? Well, let's see... First, I blew Major League. Then, I fingered Colonel Sanders. Finally, I let General Admission give me a "Dirty Sanchez"... Hmmm... Maybe, if I choke down a mouthful of this water, I'll slip into a coma and die!

RCL no. 411 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-05

Hi... My name is Captain Obvious, and this is my sidekick, Super Chicken! buk buk buk Whenever we're faced with grave danger, he runs away, screaming like a big, well, chicken! buk buk buk I guess I should have foreseen this behavior from him. After all, he is a CHICKEN, and my name is CAPTAIN OBVIOUS... buh-GAWK!

RCL no. 414 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-05

Whatcha doin', TOBOR? I'm peeing! Can't you see? Oh, yes! You are, aren't you..? So, WHY are you peeing? 'Cuz my bladder's full, shit-for-brains! Maybe, it's time you turn in your "Captain Obvious" card...

RCL no. 428 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-05

I love the OBVIOUS smell of dogshit in the morning! Hey, Captain Obvious! Didn't you get the memo? OBVIOUSLY not! Some doosh-bag name "Zari Nohumor" or something like that, IM'd us saying you are no longer funny because you appear in too many comics! I think my response to that pencil-necked geek would be TOO OBVIOUS! No Shit!

RCL no. 473 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-29-05

It's Captain Obvious and his new sidekick Bossie, the Interrupting Cow... Look, Bossie! The teacher's pet is getting her ass beat by the choir club! We should save- MOO! God, I hate it when you interrupt- MOOOO!!

RCL no. 501 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-10-05

Umm... I got your test results back, Captain Obvious, and- Give it to me straight, B.E.D.! How am I doing? Not so good, I'm afraid. You only have ten to live... Ten what? Ten weeks? Ten months? Ten years? ..nine...eight...seven... C'mon! Don't hold anything back!

RCL no. 515 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-12-05

NOTE: This comic is based on an actual news report I saw on TV last night... So, Butch... Why did you claim you're a Katrina victim, when you live in Portland, Oregon? ...where the reporter actually asked a man why he made a false Katrina claim! Isn't it obvious? Not to me, obviously! Captain Obvious is playing the part of the dumb-ass reporter (obviously)... I wanted the money! DUH! Oh...

RCL no. 528 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-05

Another disaster averted thanks to me, Captain Obvious! But, you didn't DO anything! EGGS-zactly! So, how were you able to prevent a disaster from happening if you didn't get involved? You obviously just answered your own question! Obviously!

RCL no. 591 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-27-05

Hey, everyone! I'm Captain Obvious, and this is my newest sidekick, Super Beetle! Say "hi" to the folks, Super! Fuck off! Uh.. (heh, heh) Obviously, my sidekick and I still have a few "bugs" (ha, ha) to work out in our relationship! Dipshit!

RCL no. 619 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-03-05

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! And, just where do you think you're going with that crowbar-looking thingy, buddy? I, uh, locked myself out of my estate room, and instead of waking up the crew, I thought I'd just use this new-fangled door opener to let myself in... Well... Just make sure you do it quietly! Oh, I will, Captain Obvious. I will... *snicker*

RCL no. 680 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-17-05

Where are we? We're lost, that's where... No SHIT, Captain Obvious! Well, if you give me a minute...   ?   ...I'll be having a bowel movement shortly!

RCL no. 712 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-04-05

Arrrgggghh! Hi! It's me, Captain Obvious, here in front of the White House with Petey the Butt Pirate, reminding all Americans to wear a condom to prevent the spread of HIV... I don't wear no stinkin' rubber, you @%$# landlubber! Arrrggghhh! Why not? 'Cuz every time I try putting one on, me @%&# hook tears a hole in it! ARRRGGGHHH!! Then, I'm obviously never letting you near MY "booty"!

RCL no. 715 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-05-05

...and, as you can see on the inside of Gordon's coat, there are numer-ous varieties of condoms out on the market. You may want to use a lubricant when wearing one. Also, before having anal sex, make sure your partner gets a high colonic- "WHOA! That's WAY too much information for fifth graders, Captain Obvious!" Sorry!

RCL no. 860 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-06

So, who are we on the lookout for this time, Captain Obvious? The one terrorist who poses the BIGGEST threat for blowing up the world in the next thirty days! Osama Bin Laden? No, Finkleberry! CINDY SHEEHAN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Gee... From this vantage point, the Washington Memorial looks like a huge [gulp] DICK!

RCL no. 874 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-06-06

Is this how you do it, Captain Obvious? EGGS-zactly! So, what does putting our hands on your hips and sticking out your chest have to do with fighting crime? Absolutely NOTHING! Well... It's now pretty OBVIOUS to me why crime has gone up 1000% in your sector over the last five years! And, don't forget to SMILE, too!

RCL no. 1029 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-18-06

I say we go outside and kick some zombie ASS! I say we stay inside and do nothing! But, if we do nothing, the zombies win! Well, technically, we would just be "forfeiting" ... You're a waste of SPERM, Captain Obvious! Now, you're starting to sound like my dad!

RCL no. 1032 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-20-06

Hmmm... Seems like it's that "time of the month" again for Holly... Heavier flow than usual, Holly? NO SHIT, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!

RCL no. 1045 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-06

Introducing a new crime-fighting duo: Captain Obvious and Mr. Tiki! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I dunno. What are you thinking? That someone got hurt really BAD in here... You're a GENIUS, Deputy Dickwad! Uh... The name is "Captain Obvious"! Well, if you're Captain Obvious, that must mean I'm Sergeant Sarcasm!

RCL no. 1073 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-01-06

You okay, TOBOR? You're looking a little GREEN... No shit, , Captain DUMBASS! It's "Obvious"... What's obvious? My NAME! That's why I called you "Dumbass", DUMBASS!

RCL no. 1081 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-03-06

Hello, little feller! Nice nuts!

RCL no. 923 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-05-06

Hi... My name is Captain Cleanliness, and this is my sidekick, Robby Rebel! How do! We're hear in this public toilet to make sure people wash their hands after taking a dump! And, if they don't... ...I shove this 14" bayonet up their ASSES! Fourteen-inch? Uh, gee... I think I forgot to wash my hands earlier! (hint, hint) Fag!

RCL no. 915 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-27-06

Say, Tiki... What's on the ol' schedoolee for today? GO FUCK YOURSELF!! Okayyyy... Got lubricant?