World's Finest Comics 1 by biped 5-01-06

Captain Chip and Biff McGurk are DRUNK!!! Goodbye, "Captain Chip"! I'm changing my name to DEAD DOG MAN!!! DEAD DOG MAN!!! I am going to go out and beat up a horse. Apparently (hic) my new name doesn't warrant any attention whatsoever! HEY, YOU! MAKE WAY FOR DEAD DOG MAN! HOORAY! HOORAY! DEAD DOG MAN! YAAAAAAAAAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! (BELCH!) HOORAY!

World's Finest Comics 2 by biped 5-01-06

Have no fear! DEAD DOG MAN is here! "Dead Dog Man"? What the hell kind of name is THAT for a superhero? YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR TUNE LITTLE GIRL when you see me zoom up in my DEAD DOG MOBILE and hurl my DEAD-DOGARANG at evildoers! Why, the very idea! "Dead Dog Man", indeed--you're as DUMB as a dead dog! You--you're a VERY BAD LITTLE GIRL!!! SUCK MY DICK!!!

World's Finest Comics 3 by biped 5-01-06

(burp) I'm looking for a horse to beat up. GET OUT OF ME'S FIELD, YOU BAD MAN!!! THIS AM ME'S AND MOMMY'S FIELD AND YOU HAD BETTER GET OUT OF IT!!! Do (urp) you know where there is a horse that I can beat up? NO!!!!!!! I just had some psycho in a nurse's uniform shove a (hic) turkey baster up my ass. I just got beaten up by a LITTLE GIRL!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They sure are fine comics, a tip of the hat to you sir.

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Thanks! I love it when people say things like that about my comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.