5K Jog-A-Thon by crabby 5-11-06

Hi, I'm new in the office, I just transferred from Wisconsin. Ok. I really look forward to making ALOT of friends around here, I love this job and I love this new workplace! Ok. Ok.

5 Jog-A-Thon by crabby 5-11-06

I heard they transferred him because he was a vampire and they didn't want to deal with it anymore. He seems kind of creepy, vampire seems about right. Hi. I couldn't help, but over hear you two talking about me. I am not now nor have I ever been a vampire, I'm actually very anti-Vampire. Anti-Vampire? I'm going to look further into this.

5K Jog-A-Thon by crabby 5-11-06

Day after Day.... We were gonna get some pizza want split it with us? NO GARLIC! More and more clues... Hey, we were all gonna go to church to throw eggs at the old people playing bingo, you wanna come? NO CROSSES! Begin to appear... Maybe you should take a look in the mirror next time before you accuse a doctor of malpractice. NO MIRRORS!

5K Jog-A-Thon by crabby 5-11-06

So, you gonna be at the big company picnic? NO! No, too sunny. Too sunny? What are you a vampire? NO! I just have very fair skin ok! You could always just wear sun screen. I'm Irish, there isn't an SPF strong enough.

5K Jog-A-Thon by crabby 5-11-06

So you are a vampire? I thought so after your rants on, garlic, crosses, sun light, mirrors, stakes through the heart, the german, immortality, great hair, and drinking peoples blood. Yeah... So what do you have to say for yourself? Rather than defend my thirst for human blodd, I'm just going to transfer away from this office and look for greener pastures.

5K Jog-A-Thon - Alternate ending by crabby 5-11-06

I hope you were absolutely positive that guy was a vampire, or else you really drove away a member of the work force. Yeah, I actually walked in right after he finished feasting on that new temp wehired from Guam. Did you ask if maybe the temp was just into that before you got all holier than thou and started accusing him of being a vampire. No. Hey, at least he wasn't a pedophile though right? Actually, I would self righteously defend him either way Ok.

I rather enjoyed that.

This is the reason I love you crabby.

Why don't you ever call me any more?

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Why don't you ever call me any more?

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Big special-touches crabby.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.