I was just cruising through the database working on a few things and stumbled across this:

Jesus, done? by godisprolife 8-17-01

Ha! Now you are on the cross! Not much more you can do now! If only he knew...

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oh my... god... is that... reverence?

gah! it burns!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Maybe JrnymnNate would get this one...

Light Bulb Joke by godisprolife 8-17-01

How many charasmatics does it take to change a light bulb? ????? Only one, but their hands are all in the air anyway!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Now it all makes sense! by fuzzyman 10-18-01

You know, when you used that anti-gravity generator to walk across the water, that was great! Uh... thanks, but... And when you used the portable replicator to produce those loaves and fishes... that was brilliant! Yes, I know, but... Congratulations, Commander Riker! You've restored the timeline! Dammit, Geordi, get me down from here!

I don't *think* this has been done yet...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I did this comic in a rather reflective mood so I couldn't quite bring myself to use Jesus in an unforgiving way so it ended up being somber.

CC #30: Love is... by NastyPope 5-15-01

..something that makes you feel empty inside. ...a biological reaction that encourages reproduction. ...does not make you a unique and special as a snowflake. ...an excellent excuse to prey upon consumers to spend more money on goods. ...something that I have an abundance of but will never have anyone to share with. ...what I lived to teach and died to protect for the cup of thy Lord shall never be empty of Love from which to drink.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I portrayed Jesus as a used car salesman in a few strips. But they were awful.

Most likely, it's Johnny Hart.

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Now that the character's been added, I can finally remake that critter from a month and a half ago:

Comic 31986, the Director's Cut by kaufman 10-18-01

Folks, it's easy. The cross spreads the weight over a larger surface area. Anyone can walk on water using the right equipment. Interesting talk you're giving. Whoa, now that's impressive.

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Nate himself had a couple of reverential ones, if memory serves.

Jesus and Foothead by DragonXero 10-18-01

Huh huh huh, this is cool. Hey, foothead, check this out! YEARRRRGGHHH!!! Heh heh... Uhhhh that sucked. Heh heh, FIRE, FIRE! Heh. That was pretty cool. BREAKIN THE LAW, BREAKIN THE LAW!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

For some reason, whenever I concoct a joke that belongs in a really poor joke book, I have two Jesuses tell it, with one being the straight man who comments on how awful the joke is, thusly:

Can you put me up for the night? by andydougan 5-15-01

I say, I say, I say, why did Indiana Jones always hog the ball when he played football? Er, I don't know. Why *did* Indiana Jones always hog the ball when he played football? Cos only a penitent man will pass! Ho ho! Kill me.

I'm very proud of that one.

Andy - that strip was hilarious!!

An oldie but a goodie...

Just Hangin' Around by fuzzyman 10-01-01

Twenty-four bottles of beer on the wall, twenty-four bottles of beer... If one of these bottles should happen to fall there'll be--- Hey, Jesus, whatcha doin'? What? Shit, now I lost count. Damn you! Damn you to Hell! *sigh* Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... Christ, Jesus can sure be touchy.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Now it all makes sense! by fuzzyman 10-18-01

You know, when you used that anti-gravity generator to walk across the water, that was great! Uh... thanks, but... And when you used the portable replicator to produce those loaves and fishes... that was brilliant! Yes, I know, but... Congratulations, Commander Riker! You've restored the timeline! Dammit, Geordi, get me down from here!

I don't *think* this has been done yet...

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