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Mr. Wonderful
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| GUESS WHAT, JOEY!!! I GOT TO GO TO A FUNERAL TODAY AND SEE A REAL DEAD GUY!!! IT WAS MY UNCLE RALPH!!! | |
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| GEE WHIZ!!! I WISH ONE OF MY RELATIVES WOULD HURRY UP AND DIE!!! SO I COULD SEE A REAL DEAD GUY, TOO!!! | |
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| MOM!!! ARE ANY OF OUR RELATIVES ALMOST DEAD!!! I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO GO TO THE FUNERAL AND LOOK AT THEM!!! | |
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| WHY JOEY!!! YOU SHOULDN'T WISH PEOPLE DEAD JUST SO YOU CAN LOOK AT THEM!!! WHAT IF IT WERE ME OR YOUR DAD!!! | |
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| AND WHEN MOM SAID THAT I GOT SAD AND STARTED TO CRY!!! JEFF!!! I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO BE DEAD!!! | |
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| THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, JOEY!!! SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FUN LOOKING AT THEM ANYWAY!!! | |
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| HI, MRS. WILSON!!! WOW!!! YOU SURE ARE LOOKING OLD!!! YOU MUST BE ABOUT A HUNDRED AND TEN!!! | |
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| I GUESS I AM GETTING PRETTY OLD, JOEY!!! SNIFF!!! EXCUSE ME!!! I MUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE!!! | |
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| MOM!!! I TOLD MRS. WILSON SHE LOOKED REAL OLD TODAY!!! AND I THINK I HURT HER FEELINGS!!! I FEEL LIKE A DOPE!!! | |
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| THAT WAS VERY HURTFUL, JOEY!!! YOU SHOULD TELL HER SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE HER FEEL YOUNG INSTEAD OF OLD!!! | |
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| GOSH, MRS. WILSON!!! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE WEARING DIAPERS!!! HA HA HA!!! | |
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| I AM WEARING DIAPERS, JOEY!!! | |
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| GUESS WHAT, JOEY!!! I STOLE SOME OF MY DAD'S CIGARETTES!!! LET'S GO SMOKE THEM IN FRONT OF THE GIRLS AND LOOK "COOL"!!! | |
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| OH, BOY!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO LOOK GROWN-UP LIKE HUMPHREY BOGART!!! AND THEN THE GIRLS WILL WANT TO GO OUT WITH US!!! | |
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| ...AND THE CIGARETTES MADE MADE ME SICK, MOM!!! AND I THREW UP ALL OVER MUFFY BURTON!!! SHE HATES ME NOW!!! | |
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| OH, NO!!! REVEREND BURTON WILL FIND OUT AND THINK THAT I AM A BAD MOTHER!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK, JOEY!!! | |
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| GEE WHILLIKERS!!! I SURE WON'T EVER SMOKE ANY MORE AWFUL CIGARETTES!!! I GOT SICK AS A DOG!!! DID YOU GET SICK TOO, JEFF!!! | |
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| I SURE DID, JOEY!!! I PUKED ALL OVER MY MOM'S BRAND NEW MINK COAT AND HER NEW HAIRDO!!! AND NOW SHE'S IN THERAPY!!! | |
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| I'M SORRY I PUKED ON YOU LAST WEEK, MUFFY!!! THANKS FOR GOING OUT WITH ME!!! WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER HOT DOG!!! | |
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| I WOULD LIKE TEN MORE HOT DOGS, JOEY!!! AND SOME MORE ONION RINGS AND ANOTHER MILK SHAKE!!! AND A BANANA SPLIT!!! | |
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| HOLY CATS, DAD!!! I DIDN'T KNOW IT COST SO MUCH TO TAKE GIRLS OUT ON A DATE!!! I SPENT MY WHOLE MONTH'S ALLOWANCE!!! | |
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| THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS, JOEY!!! ALL YOU CAN DO IS START MOWING A WHOLE LOT OF YARDS!!! AND STOP BUYING COMIC BOOKS!!! | |
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| CAN WE GO TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND READ YOUR COMIC BOOKS!!! I WANT TO READ THE NEW "IRON MAN AND DR. STRANGE"!!! | |
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| NO, JOEY!!! GIRLS DON'T READ COMIC BOOKS LIKE THAT!!! BUT YOU CAN READ MY NEW "ARCHIE" CHRISTIAN COMICS INSTEAD!!! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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