The circle of life by JohnnyPolite 5-25-06

Apparently my uncle in Scotland was just arrested for fucking a sheep. Isn't that crazy? Not really. I should hope anyone fucking a sheep would be arrested. Har har! I meant more the fact that he was fucking sheep. I guess that's just the way the country works. I'm a city boy, no sheep for me. I'm more into molesting and murdering the homeless. ... Seriously, that's why Canadian winters are so kickass. You can just leave the bodies in snowbanks for the trashmen to collect in the spring. Ahh, it's like that old expression my grandfather was so fond of: 'Some people have their ashes shot into space, some people get molested and buried in landfills.'

Also,

Will Yourself to Spontaneously Combust by JohnnyPolite 5-25-06

Come on. Do it. Do it. DO IT! I'm trying! Don't be a pussy, Mike. Do it! YESSSS! OH no! Oh God, what have I let you talk me in to?! OH SWEET JESUS! ... I'm hungry.

It's possible that I only find that funny because I'm tired and sick, but the fact that it's about a clearly malfunctioning robot and has 404 in the url amuses me.

I found it funny.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

And here I thought I was the only one with an erection for robots setting themself on fire and becoming dead.
Small world.