So this is my first comic strip, maybe even my first one ever. Not anything special, just wanted to try this out :)

Biffy's Bar by Possumo 5-30-06

I want a... no, wait, I think I'll take.... No, no, on the second thought... wait... I don't know... Maybe I just take that, what's that called, can't see well. Or... Oh shit! Not these guys again! Someone should put them through a meat grinder! *GNAARGH!!!* Was that any good? Perfect! Now help me to get him in the kitchen...

Well, a quick second one...

Biffy's Bar by Possumo 5-30-06

Greetings! I am Gnark, a Gnarling from planet Gnaa. I've come to either trade with you Earthlings or destroy your planet! Cool! Did you know that you're butt-ugly? Outrageous! I have never been insulted this grossly! Prepare to die with your world! Well, I think my appointment with a dentist for tomorrow can be seen as canceled now.

Eh...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

M'eh...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

So they suck, eh?

They weren't bad, but they weren't especially good either.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That I can agree :)