Romper Chomper by biped 6-04-06

I will suck your cock for an ice cream cone. OH, MY GOD!!! WOW! And she really did? She sucked your cock--just for an ice cream cone? YEAH! And it felt so awesomely, fucking GREAT, I barely even noticed when she bit it off!

Romper Chomper 2 by biped 6-04-06

If you let me give you a blowjob, I will bite your dick off. I--uh...no, thanks. You can't just come out and tell them you're going to bite their dick off. Oh. Thanks, Pam. If you let me give you a blowjob, I will NOT bite your dick off. Hmm...a blowjob, plus NOT bite my dick off...sounds like a deal!

Romper Chomper 3 by biped 6-04-06

OWWWW!!! YOU BIT MY DICK OFF, YOU CRAZY FUCKING WHORE!!! Mmfff! Glmphh! You're under arrest. If you let me go, I'll give you a free "super" blowjob. --and just as she was about to chomp, I pulled out and gave 'er a face fulla paste. And then I ran 'er ass in. AMAZING, Officer! Just hearing that story makes me want to "jack off."

Romper Chomper 4 by biped 6-04-06

If you help me escape, I will give you the biggest, sloppiest blowjob in the history of the world. Oh, MY! Well...it has been a long time, my child...I don't suppose it would hurt...just this once... Never mind, Father O'Mallard. I'm Catholic, so I simply can't lie to a priest. I will bite your dick off. Hmm... ...so I retracted my penis prematurely and delivered unto her a face full of forty years worth of pent-up semen. HOLY JIZZ--I mean, geez, Father O'Mallard.

Romper Chomper 5 by biped 6-04-06

Doot-dee-doo, hmm-hmm--huh? If you let me give you a blowjob, I will bite--err, will NOT bite your dick off. Didn't "pull out" fast enough, eh, Booger? No, sir. (sniff) Please don't tell Mom that I have a cast on my weiner. "Bit it off"?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BRILLIANT!!!

very nice biped. well done.

reminds me of this girl i knew who blew a buddy of mine for a pizza.

he didn't say whether she bit is dick off or not...

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Kill Whitey.

I like this series. This series makes me chuckle in such a manner that a passer-by may be of the opinion that i am finding something somewhat humourous and my jovial behaviour is a result of this fact. Bravo.

Probably should have rounded it off after the third strip though :p First two comics rated Good for Gumdrop.

[i]"A magnificent rollercoaster ride of excitement!"

"Fun for all the family!"

"Most certainly not a lump of cancer!"
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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Thank you all for the wonderful comments. I am going to celebrate by breaking into my elderly neighbor's house while she's asleep and super-gluing live hamsters to her body.

I would have, but five is the minimum number of comics required to land a cable syndication deal.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Damn cable execs.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.