Wha? I can't imagine why...and this happened just two days ago? Wha?
Oh, yeah, I judged a contest two days ago. Did dcomposed enter it? Let me go check...
He did! Awww. Poor thing. I tell you what: my left nut tastes like peach pie, dcomposed. I'll let you lick it if you show me that pretty smile of yours.
You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker