6/6/2006

What do you have planned for the big day?! Well, after this breakfast burrito makes its way through. I plan on using toilet paper after I take a dump.

by matclarke, 6-06-06

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The Omen by biped 6-06-06

Well, today's the big day! 6/6/6! Actually, it's 6/6/2006. It was only ever really 6/6/6 in the year 0006. Look! Me found kitty cat!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

669 by LuckyGuess 6-06-06

Sir? Reports of The Omen's re-release have been confirmed. Our PR team is doing damage control. I thought we fixed this when that bishop figured out that the real number was 669. Again, our PR team is working on it. We've also scheduled some appearences for you on the morning talk show circuit. Just make sure you stock my dressing room with topical cream. I break out in hives when I'm on camera. Today we have Lucifer in the studio with us. He says that The Omen is misrepresenting his sign and his image. Mr. Dark Prince, welcome. Thanks, Katie. And let me just say that I'm really sorry to see you leave. I'm a big fan.

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June 6th, 2006 by HCRoyall 6-06-06

Well Little Bro, it's your birthday. Time to die... I mean, time to take you out for your birthday dinner! Sweet! Head out to the car. I'm definitely not going to kill you from behind. Surf and Turf, here I come! I doubt he's the antichrist, but I was meaning to do this anyway.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.