Public Enemy #1 by towie 6-07-06

Got a letter from the government the other day... I opened and read it, it said they were suckers... They've even misspelled 'suckers'.

Tuesday night is chainsaw murder night... Only on Channel Y! by towie 6-07-06

So you're the new dearest of my daughter, eh? Yeah, I shove it into that bitch on a regular base, old dude. At least this one's not black.

Happy hour at the Sing & Dance by towie 6-07-06

And now a bit of advice from our friend Gustav the axe murdering loon. Work at night. Be silent. Be fast. Be precise. Be prepared for blood and screams. And go to the goddamn little boys room before you go out to massacre a significant number of innocents. Sorry G. A man's gotta go when a man's gotta go.

Coffee break at NASA by towie 6-07-06

Pirate Kevin's nineteenth attempt to declare his love to Frederic the bunny man... Euh so... Ehm. What I wanted eh, so... Do you, eh. You know, the world is a wondrous place and... That's our Kevin! Yes...? Would you like to come and see knife fighting retards with me?

Al-Qaeda is the new punk rock! by towie 6-07-06

Peter's a big cuddly fellow. 'llo ladies. My name is Peter, I'm 27 and IT technician at a big company. He likes basketball, gardening and indie rock music from the nineties. I'm looking for that special someone. A dame to spend my evenings with. Long walks, movies, the lot. His pancakes are exquisite. I weep when I cum.

This is my personal favourite.

Have your say!

I liked the first two.

On average i'd give you 9.5 out of 10, but you do get fifty bonus points for calling your axe-muderer 'Gustav' and a hundred bonus points for referencing Public Enemy :D

i like all but the first.
nice

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Kill Whitey.

These are good. I liked "Coffee Break At NASA" the best.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They weren't bad. The last one was the best.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That last one was exquisite.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Thank you, my new friends!

i like your comics but i'm not your friend.

that costs money...

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Kill Whitey.