Thought Grime

My imaginary GF just dumped me. She got scared by the intensity of our love. We got back together two minutes ago. The make-up sex was incredible

by smamurai, 5-19-06

Dungbeetle Elementary

A new term begins at Dung F Beetle Good morning everybody. EAT SHIT AND DIE! You have all graduated Captain my captain

by smamurai, 6-08-06

Hooker School

I'm failing Anal You need to take it up another notch.

by smamurai, 6-08-06

Dungbeetle Seminar

Good evening everybody. EAT SHIT AND DIE! Goodnight Honey, I think we're going to be all right

by smamurai, 6-08-06

Asunder and Biting

Are those crocodile tears? No, I was raped by an alligator

by smamurai, 6-08-06

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Confessions of a Dungbeetle

Forgive me father I have sinned, for you see I...... EAT SHIT AND DIE! My son

by smamurai, 6-08-06

Queerbash the Cat meets Dick Fititin

You best run for the fucking hills. You really think I could be Mayor of Brokeback Mountain?

by smamurai, 6-08-06

Dungbeetle Funeral

I think at the end his passing came as a shock to us all. One minute he was eating shit, the next minute he was gone. That's how I would like to go.

by smamurai, 6-08-06

When one door closes another one opens. by smamurai 6-08-06

My girl left me, but it was worth it for the make-up sex alone. She came crawling back huh? No, I had make-up sex alone. She forgot to take her lip-stick. Well at least you're smiling on the inside.

Well, back to the block.

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I found them "rib-tickling."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

gave ya 2 'goods'.

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Kill Whitey.

Honey Trap

I heard you were in a paedophile ring. It's true. I was six at the time and he told me there was candy up there.

by smamurai, 6-15-06

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Funny stuff!

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