Whip stuff at peoples' heads when they aren't looking.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I whipped my dick at your mom's head. She caught it with her mouth the clever girl.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Bah! She probably just thought it was a cocktail weenie.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

She was already stuffed after I threw my Italian sausage at her.