McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-15-06

RAAR! WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! SPECIAL SURPRISE WITH EVERY ORDER!! What's the surprise? MANRAPE! What? I MEANT A CHILD SAFE TOY FROM THE BIN BEHIND YOU.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-16-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I'll have two McRapey Jr. meals, one Big Rapey, and a chocolate Rapeshake, and hold the Rape. What?

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-16-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I want a Big Rapey combo with Extra Rape and double size it! ONE BIG RAPEY WITH EXTRA RAPE, DOUBLE SIZED? The rape is my favorite part! We don't serve your kind here.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-19-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Is the Bacon Ranch Chicken McRapey any good? WHY YES! IT'S THE ORAL EQUIVALENT OF A GIANT ROBOT SCHLONG IN YOUR ASS WITHOUT LUBE! Oh... uhh... I just realized I don't have any money on me... You're fired.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-23-06

Can I get an application? McRAPEY'S DOES NOT HIRE MINORITIES, ESPECIALLY NOT THE IRISH. I'm not Irish, I'm Welsh. I'M SO SORRY. I won't hold it against you. Can I have an application now? NO. I MEANT I WAS SORRY THAT YOU'RE WELSH.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-23-06

THE KEY TO MANNING THE REGISTER IS TO ASSRAPE EVERY CUSTOMER WITH YOUR GIANT ROBOT DONG. I'm not a robot. REALLY? I have a collapsable umbrella in my car if that would help. I like the way you think.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-26-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I'm with the Health Department. I've come to investigate some rather disturbing reports that have been coming about this establishment. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THOSE REPORTS ARE BASELESS AND UNFOUNDED. FOLLOW ME AND I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU. And that's why you shouldn't pay any attention to the banging coming from the freezer.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-27-06

Welcome to McRapey's! Can I take your or.. Oh! Uh.. hi Grandma. Hello, Junior! I'll just have the Rapey Salad please. Here you go Grandma. Ha... have a nice day... Why thank you, Junior! It was hard, but once I got over my fears and inserted the umbrella, things really went smoothly. I think I smell a promotion for you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Oddly enough, these comics have just enough sodomy.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

one of my favorite series.
these should be syndicated.
i would like that.

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Kill Whitey.

The newspapers keep rejecting me. :(

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Your jokes rape my eyes with comedy.

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap!
I'm Bummin it!

Great stuff!

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I love how you misspelled the title of the thread. That's priceless.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.