From The Adventures of Waldo the Tourist...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Neovid, is that your photochopping work ? Just wondering, you can see the outline of the plane where it got worked over and you can see the right jet engine.

--During a trip on shrooms, Nancy dove off the building thinking she was belly flopping into a pool of chocolate pudding.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

After the US and Allied forces severly hindered any major attacks from the Al-Queda network, Osama Bin Laden pulled one more trick out of his bag!

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"I know how toast works."

The final of the World Trampolining Championships.

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Neovid, is that your photochopping work ? Just wondering, you can see the outline of the plane where it got worked over and you can see the right jet engine.

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Some stalkers just wont take "No." for an answer.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

citing flagging ratings, the producers of "the greatest american hero" made some questionable changes for what was to be its last season.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Waldo the Tourist should be drawn as a stripcreator character.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The wax wings were only part of the reason Icarus fell from the sky.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

With the World Trade Centre on fire, people started jumping out of its windows!

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

Olivia learns why one should avoid disgruntled Saudi hypnotists.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"From up here I can see a hot pink Aspire with leopard-print seat covers. I'm sorry, but that's just weird."

The Gay and Lesbian Day parade goes awry as the Drag Queen float breaks free from it's moorings.

"World's Scariest Reverse Bunji Mishaps, tonight on Fox..."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"