Hardcore Christians are known for being unable to think for themselves. Christian rock/contemporary and PAX tv proves this on a daily basis.
anyone with a shred of free will would've found something more entertaining to listen to or watch, like chainsaws thrown into a pit of howler monkeys or infomercials...
so here's your task: show me some of the dynamic new groundbreaking shows featured on america's lowest rated network, PAX.
series are fine as are old comics.
have fun!
judging will be next time i get really hammered.

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Kill Whitey.

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judging will be next time i get really hammered.

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Pax TV's Fall Lineup! by boloboffin 7-04-06

Must-See TV: True Doorknocking Stories! I'd like to talk to you about Jesus. Sweetie-pie, I'll have you calling his name. Followed by a full hour of America's Holiest Home Videos! Oh, no, the cat tryin to take communion again! He so funny! Rraoorr! And from the producers of Left Behind, the exciting new homeschooling drama: Left Further Behind! ...so there was plenty of room on the Ark for all the animals. How nice. Unfortunately, we frown on faith-based cash register skills around here.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

WW52: New PAX line up by Redeye 7-06-06

See the new hit show: Techno Amish. About amish people with TV's. Tonight on PAX. Watch Techno Amich a new hit show about Amish people with TV's tonight on PAX. What the fucks' a TV. Also on PAX the newest reality show about Jesus. Thats right we put cameras in Jesus's house. I'm Bored. I know I'll go watch Techno Amish. Oh wait I forgot PAX sucks ass. Also a PAX oringinal movies Priests in Hell. Showing all the time except when Techno Amish or Jesus's House is on. Sorry we only get PAX. Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

WW52: Watch the Crusaders on PAX TV by fpd 7-09-06

Coming soon to PAX! The greatest comic book superheros are coming to TV. Tune in for the Crusaders! Aren't those the Archie superheros like the Fly, the Comet, and the Shield? It's not the Justice League, but maybe it will be okay. If Superman saves your life, what does it matter if you still lose your soul? The greatest superheros care about your salvation! What the? Tune in and thrill to the adventures of Timothy Clark and James Carter, right from the pages of Jack Chick's Crusaders comic books! Oh, it's those Crusaders.

WW52: The Crusaders in Action by fpd 7-09-06

Look, do you see that Tim? Oh no, Jim! That towel on that guy's head can mean only one thing! Excuse me, sir! Did you know that Allah is a pagan moon god? The true God wants you to have no other gods but Him. Oh my goodness! I never knew that before! What can I do to save myself? Just repent and accept the Protestant Jesus, as revealed in the King James Bible, into your heart. Oh thank you! You guys are now my brothers in Jesus! I now realize that Islam, not America, is the great Satan.

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PAX by LuckyGuess 7-09-06

You've been watching, "A Black Guy" on PAX. Stay tuned for previews of our next episode.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Pax: War stories

Friends? Friends.

by Humpenstein, 7-10-06

i meant to post this when i put the contest up. but i didn't. cuz i got high.

"Lammy and Wings" (pilot episode) by AngryAmerican 7-10-06

Be at peace gentle creature, the Creator has heard your prayers and sent me to aid you. Wow! An angel!! God listens my prayers? But I'm just a little lamb. I didn't think God noticed me! Of course He does! Every one of His creations is very important to him, just like you! So he's answering my prayers?! We're going to travel the country solving mysteries together? That's right. And we'll stop people from making terrible decisions that will ruin their lives forever and help them put Jesus in their heart. YAY!

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Kill Whitey.

get those entries in. judging on friday.
probably.

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Kill Whitey.

i'm givin it another day cuz i think we can do better than 6 entries.

plus i'm completely sober right now.

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Kill Whitey.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

PAX Sitcom by yellowdart 7-15-06

I'm white and you are black, yet the lord loves us equally. I also believe that the lord is what truly inspires us to continue living a meaningful existence devoid of murder and rape. I don't remember the lord saying anything bad about rape. Well, I don't think he would want us to have any pre maritial sex. Let alone savage bloody pre marital sex. According to this exemption I received from the lord I it is ok for me to rape as I please as long as I only rape men who truly believe in his honor. You know, it isn't rape if I want it. I need to feel you inside of me.

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I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

PAX by HCRoyall 7-15-06

New! On PAX! Jesus personally answers your questions! Let's get this shit over with. "Dear Jesus, if you love everyone equally, then how come some people say the Bible says you hate gays and Jews? Because they're retards and the Bible is a pack of dirty li...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

tough call here. some damn fine entries, people.
after much deliberation and guidance from my lord and savior Jesus H. Christ i went with:

honorable mention: Yellowdart for PAX sitcom
2nd place: HCroyall for his touching portrayal of a kinder, gentler Jesus.

and the winner is....

LuckyGuess for PAX proto featuring authentic style contradictions that could've come from eveyones favorite fiction book ze bible.

congrats to all of us for being human!

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Kill Whitey.

Awesome! Where's my thirty peices of silver?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old