It was just 3 1/2 years ago when I hosted PV #11, where I asked for photographic proof of where Ken Lay was hiding. And now he's dead! LOL!

But that has nothing to do with PV 168.

2006 marks the 168th anniversary of the Pastry War, whatever the fuck that is. France and Mexico had some kind of hissy girl fight about pastries or something. Anyway, to commemorate this glorious occasion, please make pictures of weaponized food products, such as might be used in a war or perhaps even for personal self defense or holding up liquor stores. They do not have to be pastries. Thank you. I will judge the entries sometime before the 169th anniversary of the Pastry War.

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what if nigger meant kite

ITS A CHEEZ KNIFE!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Meet

the Jack-O-Lobber. Capable of hurling pumpkins up to 1/2 a mile. Not an entry, just offering it up as an easy chop.

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hoolay!

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KeKeKeKeKeKeKe

Ahhh! Banana gun!

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quote:

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Ahhh! Banana gun!

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Missouri Governor Matt Blunt being threatened by a bananna gun?

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its the produce aisle's #1 hate crime

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ramabanana lol

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MORE ENTRIES OR I KILL YOU

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

EXTERMINATE!!!

Wow it's been a week now.

Post those entries because I'm in the mood to judge.

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I love each entry more than all your lives put together, but boloboffin wins.

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