Samuel L. Jackson's Plane Trip Part One by UnknownEric 8-14-06

Peanuts, sir? Yes. Thank you. Peanuts, sir? NO!!!!! I've HAD it with these mothafuckin' snacks on this muthafuckin' plane!

Samuel L. Jackson's Plane Trip Part Two by UnknownEric 8-14-06

Our feature film today is "Harry Potter and the Astonishing Vagina." But first, for the children, we're going to show some cartoons from the 80s... NO!!!!! What's wrong now, Mr. Jackson? I've HAD it with these muthafuckin' Snorks on this muthafuckin' plane!

Samuel L. Jackson's Plane Trip Part Three by UnknownEric 8-14-06

Excuse me, miss? My son would like a milkshake. Chocolate or vanilla? NO!!!!!! Let me guess, you've had it with these muthafuckin' shakes on this muthafuckin' plane. No, bitch, we're about to crash into a mountain. You fuckin' blind or somethin'?

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I has a flavor!

Harry Potter and the Astonishing Vagina has spinoff series written all over it

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what if nigger meant kite

Brilliant!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Harry Potter and the Dentis Vagina" is my pick for the title of the next book.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker