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moissanite
Stripcreator Newbie
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We start our story at Underground Laboratory, where controversial scientist Russell Jones is discussing a new, ground-breaking discovery!
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| Yo, man! Titration and shit! | |
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| What? What are you talking about? What about titration? | |
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After several experiments, Dr. Jones is convinced he can revitalize the dead tissue of organisms using DNA samples from bones. That is, revive the dead!
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| Motherfuckas all be corpses right now, but once I scrape some of they bones off they dead selves, I can bring that shit back to life! | |
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Shunned by his colleagues, Dr. Jones is forced to try and bring a human corpse back to life without the aid of Underground Laboratory, thus beginning one of the important events of science, ever.
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| *Psh* yo, fuck y'all! I'll bring them dead bitches back to life without all y'all punk-ass bitches! Y'all gonna be crawling back to me on all fo's when I finish my shit! | |
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| Dr. Jones, you've made Professor Beauford cry. Why must you always be so vulgar? | |
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Aided by the shroud of night, Dr. Jones sneaks through the graveyard of dead celebrities to find the perfect specimien.
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| Yeah, man. I feel this corpse. This corpse look tight. | |
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Having returned to his own laboratory without being seen, Dr. Jones begins to reanimate cells of the corpse using electricity (see Frankenstein)...
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| Yeah, man! Brrzap and shit! | |
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...and, in an odd turn of events, revives a white Richard Pryor.
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| Somethin's very wrong here. | |
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| Hey, Jack! What's crackalackin'? | |
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Note from the author: the word "Ninja" will substitute for the word "Nigger" or "Nigga" throughout the remaining dialogue of this series. Enjoy a safer and friendlier comic!
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| Hey man what did you do to me? Why's my skin powdery white? What the fuck you do to me, Ninja?! | |
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| Yo just calm down, son. I guess when the skin cells were brought back, pigmentation wa'n't accounted for, making you a cracker. | |
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| *Gasp!* MAN, IF I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PIGMENTAYSHUN OR WHATEVER, THEN WHY THE FUCK MY HAIR STILL BLACK?! EXPLAIN THAT DR. NINJA-HATER | |
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| YOU BEST CHILL OUT SON I BROUGHT YOUR NINJA ASS BACK TO LIFE DON'T GO BITING THE MOTHERFUCKIN HAND THAT FED YOU | |
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| Alright, alright. I'm sorry. You's my Ninja, I respect you, Jack, but what am I supposed to do now? How am I gonna entertain an audience of Ninjas when all they see is a honky on stage?! | |
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| You had to choose the stand-up Ninja, didn't you, Jones? "Oh, Martin Luther King Jr. ain't gangsta enough," you said. "That Ninja wouldn't be able to rep," you said. | |
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Will post more as comic progresses/if people are entertained.
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= richard pryor 
