FTC 91 Template by boloboffin 8-27-06

Demoted to "dwarf planet." How embarrassing... Hey, Neptune dropped a quarter under his moon, and he was wondering if you could get it while you were down there...

Again, the theme is Pluto's resulting loss of status among the planets. Keep the first panel intact, change the line in the second panel if you like.

Series allowed - five strips per series. Bring in other characters in the series if you like. As per Crabby, No Photoshop.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

An example:

I Prefer The Term "Little Planet", Thank You Very Much by boloboffin 8-27-06

Demoted to "dwarf planet." How embarrassing... I'm sorry. You must be this tall to enter Neptune's orbit as a real planet. HA-HA! Jesus. Neptune has boundary issues and now I'm lumped in with baby asteriods like Ceres... Hey, I used to be a planet too, asshole.

Go thou and do likewise - except, you know, funny.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'll either get this party started or try too hard and have a lampshade on my head by 5:45 PM.

Disquaylfed.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC - 91 'Dwarf' is offensive. by Cre8tive13 8-29-06

Demoted to "dwarf planet." How embarrassing... Heeyyyy...I thought the word "Dwarf" was offensive. Size shouldn't matter. I'm big in my own way. When we stick labels on each other, we segregate ourselves and thus we encourage ignorance! Good day. I'm collecting for P.E.T.A - Planets Equal to All - and wonder if you'd like to contribute something? Fuck off, one eye! I'm a little short!

doph my mistake.

FTC91: Pluto, the Renewer by fpd 8-30-06

Demoted to "dwarf planet." How embarrassing... I am so pissed! We just bought caseloads of CDs of Holst's Planets Suite with the new piece for Pluto by Colin Matthews! And now we can't give them away. Yes, indeed, how embarrassing for Colin Matthews.

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FTC 91: Pluto's New Life by biped 9-02-06

Demoted to "dwarf planet." How embarrassing... You'd better straighten up...your new mom is here. Don't forget to use your zero-gravity shitbox, fuckhead.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okay, I'm judging this one late Monday evening.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Err...CC by crackpanther 9-03-06

Demoted to "dwarf planet". How embarrassing... Not as bad as the time Jupiter gave me a Roman Soldier Helmet while Saturn held me down, but still pretty bad.

And the winner is....

crackpanther for this comic:

Err...CC by crackpanther 9-03-06

Demoted to "dwarf planet". How embarrassing... Not as bad as the time Jupiter gave me a Roman Soldier Helmet while Saturn held me down, but still pretty bad.

Thanks to all that entered - keep it rolling.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Woohoo my first win. I'll get another one going soon...maybe when my boss goes to the bathroom.
No matter who enters it, I'm tempted to declare Cre8tive13 the winner for the comic he put in this competition.

Thank you and good night.

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Woohoo my first win. I'll get another one going soon...maybe when my boss goes to the bathroom.
No matter who enters it, I'm tempted to declare Cre8tive13 the winner for the comic he put in this competition.

Thank you and good night.

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