BET presents: "Yolanda" by biped 8-30-06

Gordon, your "willy" should be SEEN and not HEARD. Yo, stop layin' down dem reg'lations 'bout my "willy"--BITCH! Mother, I just can't handle Gordon's "willy" anymore. Who the hell are you? Get out of my house. Gordon, is it... INSANE...to mistake a random white woman for my mother? Suck my "willy", bitch--DEN maybe I give a fuck.

BET presents: "Yolanda" 2 by biped 8-30-06

Fuck--I gone to de sto' for some ripple. Bitch always be on my back 'bout my "willy." Sounds like she needs a good FUCK. "Willy" gone take care uh summa dat shit TANIGHT, yo. Can't we just cuddle? I need to be "held."

BET presents: "Yolanda" 3 by biped 8-30-06

"DASS RIGHT, BITCH..." Jerkin' off to pone like I was in high school again. Dis is wack, yo. Father, when I have to touch Gordon's "willy", I feel as though my world is coming to an end. I have no idea what you're talking about. Well? You still fucked up or what? Gordon, I have decided to start driving a snow cone truck.

BET presents: "Yolanda" 4 by biped 8-30-06

Well, what flavor snow cone would you like, little boy? I want a Yolanda-flavored PUSSY cone! What you mean you been sellin' pussy? An' here I can't even git none? I am not selling "pussy", I am selling snow cones. So now I gots to dress up like a little boy and ask de bitch fo' a snow cone fo' we can fuck. Ask for the "Big Slurp." She'll practically suck your fucking dick off.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

damn, wish i had cable.....

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Kill Whitey.

Where the hell is WET?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This is the best setup for a "your mom" joke EVER.

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I has a flavor!

Yeah, ha ha! No shit.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Me likey.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old