I think I already put the first one top but oh well.

Mall Santa. by Tterb 8-08-06

Hello there little girl... How old are you? haha well hello there santa, I'm 16. I'm just here at the mall watching my little sister. 16 huh?.....Not even legal yet? Well could have fooled me by the size of those titties... ... HOHOHO!

Mall Santa 2: This isn't Coal... by Tterb 9-16-06

So.. ya I want a new bike for Christmas Sorry little boy but I'm not getting you that. Why not? Well.. Santa doesn't like the color of your skin.

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horray for life. boo.

I enjoy the first one vurry, vurry much.

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I has a flavor!

The second one provoked a "laugh response" within my "bosom."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

good to hear.

good to hear?

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horray for life. boo.