I shall now go and cry. :(

Or alternatively, make a comic.

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Could be worse for you.
You could bleed out and die.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yep, I could.

Or worse, I could be Wirthling.

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I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
And Writhling IS my worst enemy!
And he sucks.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

While i have previously stated its a public service to insult Wirthling on these boards , it has come to my attention theres possibly TOO much abuse of Wirthling on the boards.

After all , he does occasionally make us laugh. Shouldnt we respect him in some way for this?

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In the bass-ackwards style of today, we are respecting him by putting him down. I know at least I am. Obviously I don't really hate wirthling. He's funny, and a good all around chap. But I can't very well be constantly telling him what a nice and amusing person he is. That'd be pretty gay. It'd sound like we were both in some sort of twelve-step program and I was helping to boost his self-esteem by affirming his worth as a human being. But that would be lame.

So I make fun of him. It's a lot easier. Plus it's funny. I might consider backing off the taunting if he wasn't so damn good at shooting it right back to me.

I joke around with everyone I like. The people I don't care for I just sort of ignore.

Gabe

PS - Wirthling sucks.

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I joke around with everyone I like. The people I don't care for I just sort of ignore.

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I admire this attitude of joking about the things and people you admire.

For example, I insult the Scots only because my own ancestors were Scottish. I joke about Australia only because I've always wanted to wander a barren wasteland infested with poisonous snakes and spiders. And when it comes to Wirthling, I... erm... nevermind.

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I give up.

Its utterly impossible to be sarchastic on the net anymore and have anyone pick up on your meaning.

i shall return to being blatant and straight ahead.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

That, or we're just being sarcastic back. Of course, that's not our style.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

RARRRRR

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Let me see if I can recall the figures... We have nine of the top ten most poisonous snakes, including the number one spot (the taipan). We also have nine of the top ten most venomous spiders, again including the top spot (the funnelweb). However... we also have more beach than any nation on earth (I think - don't quote me) and right now our dollar is so utterly worthless that American tourists have been known to buy our homes pockets full of change.

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Whereas Scotland ownz j00.

Emigrate to Scotland if you want to turn blue. (c) 2001, Scottish Tourism Bureau.

Oh, and Matthew - it isn't personal. I am yet to do crabby's and boorite's, too. I am just a slacker, that's all.

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I love how threads here just wander off topic, then wander further off topic, then wander slightly back on topic, then more off topic than ever before, then come back to where they started.

Cheers Dexx.. obviously, I could have just posted 'how's the comicy version of me going, Dexx ol'chap?', but that would have been far too nice of me. :)

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Well, that was a very vague beginning to this thread. We have saved it from being a waste of bandwidth by turning it into a "my country's better than yours" contest. Which is more fun that whatever you meant by "there's still no me". J/k

BTW the US, if we could get our butts off the ground and leap into action, would whoop both Scotland and Australia. In an air war.

Also, is the SNP gonna make Scotland its own country? or will it always just be a state of England? :)=)

I wasn't complaining! I said I love it!

Sheesh. I thought people not being able to notice sarcasm in text was bad... turns out people noticing it where there isn't any is even worse! :P

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Yup. But we have higher literacy rates.

Only when the SNP win an election, which isn't going to happen any time soon.

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While i have previously stated its a public service to insult Wirthling on these boards , it has come to my attention theres possibly TOO much abuse of Wirthling on the boards.

After all , he does occasionally make us laugh. Shouldnt we respect him in some way for this?

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While i have previously stated its a public service to insult Wirthling on these boards , it has come to my attention theres possibly TOO much abuse of Wirthling on the boards.

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Eat shit, woolwacker.

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Let me see if I can recall the figures... We have nine of the top ten most poisonous snakes, including the number one spot (the taipan). We also have nine of the top ten most venomous spiders, again including the top spot (the funnelweb). However... we also have more beach than any nation on earth (I think - don't quote me) and right now our dollar is so utterly worthless that American tourists have been known to buy our homes pockets full of change.

I definitely saw one of those funnelwebs in my kitchen. I was making a cup of tea and it crawled straight out of the kettle. That's the last time I try that. Also, flying cockroaches the size of my hand. Scary stuff.

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