A few strips for your consideration. Enjoy, while I go slip into some flame retardent undergarments. ;-D
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Caution: Author suffers from delusions of humorousness.
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[Click to view comic: 'Law & Order - Expurgated Version']
[Click to view comic: 'Like A Bug On The Windshield']
[Click to view comic: 'The Land of Happy']
[Click to view comic: 'Losing Your Religion']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.