A few strips for your consideration. Enjoy, while I go slip into some flame retardent undergarments. ;-D
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Caution: Author suffers from delusions of humorousness.
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Law & Order - Expurgated Version by Hatrix 10-20-06

Sigh. Another senseless, brutal killing. Do we have a suspect? Yup. And we'll work for weeks putting a case together and the perp will get a lawyer, claim some personal problem and walk away. You're right. It's ridiculous. Yup. I'm goin to file this report... what are you gonna do? I'm going to go lighten our case load.

Like A Bug On The Windshield by Hatrix 10-19-06

Today on Science Fiction Mismatch Smack Down Theater....! We have the Pink Periwinkle Fairy and the Soul Sucking Alien from Beyond the Forbidden Zone! Wait wait! How did I get here? What's going on? Who are you? Blarg? *ding ding* And there's the bell! Oh crap. *ding ding* And that's the round! We have a winner! With a new record for the shortest round! Be sure and join us next week! Rowrrrrrggrrrrr graaaaaaaaaaa!

The Land of Happy by Hatrix 10-17-06

Ok, This is a kind of perception test... what's the first thing that comes to your mind? Greed. Pedophila Religion Ok I'm sensing some pessimism. Animal cruelty Humor

Losing Your Religion by Hatrix 11-04-06

Hey father you're looking quite haggard these days.... Wha? No! I NEVER KNEW HIM! I had NOTHING to do with it! I swear! Uh... I meant you look worn out Oh. Yes. Of course.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.