Since kaufman has let this masterpiece of a contest series languish, I am reviving it.

You know the standard rules. One panel and one panel only. In this one, You must use the scientist character drom Dexx's stuf or any of the doctor characters from squabies's stuff.

Oh, and you have to be funny.

Go!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC 23: Donald Duck should be proof of concept

So, I see in your resumé that you spent four years on a special project at AT&T. May I ask what it was. I was working on making a duck call.

by lukket, 11-09-06

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troelsea at gmail dot com

OPC 23 - Tribute to Kaufman

What was wrong with the cop they just brought in? Cardiac arrest !!!

by TheBlairZip, 11-10-06

OPC 23 - Tribute to Kaufman, Pt. 2

What was wrong with the fireman they just brought in? His liver was inflamed!

by TheBlairZip, 11-10-06

OPC 23 - Tribute to Kaufman, Pt. 3

What was wrong with that cowboy they just brought in? Charley horse!

by TheBlairZip, 11-10-06

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

OPC 23. "My anus is bleeding!"

What're the results of my prostate exam, doc? You have slight anal bleeding.

by Xuanwu, 11-10-06

OPC 23: A drumstick a day keeps your health away.

Can I interest you in a Tetanus shot with your deluxe fried chicken platter?

by PrimoOoze1138, 11-10-06

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

OPC 23: Preparation H

Well it's not a hemorrhoid...it's hitler! Oh THAT'S where I put him!

by Hatrix, 11-10-06

OPC 23: Drugs R Bad M'kay.

The most popular guy at the apocolypse... Ok! who wants horse tranquilizer?

by Hatrix, 11-10-06

OPC 23: Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Class of 2007

Ok I give up. What did I do wrong THIS time? Well first of all I don't think they're supposed to scream that much.

by Hatrix, 11-10-06

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

OPC

Stop giggling! This is the third electric bill I've gotten this year saying I used 1.21 jigowatts, and it's not funny anymore! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!

by crackpanther, 11-11-06

OPC 23: Got a license to quilt

What do you think of my latest invention, James? It's ridiculous, Q, I'm sure this is not what M meant when she said I'm going to go under cover.

by lukket, 11-12-06

OPC 23: This comic doesn't have a good zinger or singer

I don't expect you to sing, Bond, I expect you to die. For the last time, I'm Blunt, James Blunt!

by lukket, 11-12-06

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troelsea at gmail dot com

cracjpanther wins because I'm tired of waiting for more entries and his was the funniest so far.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.