now that the aforementioned douchebag is no longer secretary of defense, he has a plethora of job offers pouring in every day.
your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to show the wily Mr. Rumsfeld at his new job.

rules: no photoshop
series are fine
no iraqi people can be harmed in the
making of this comic

good luck, and have fun....
judging will be sometime in the future.

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Kill Whitey.

CC337 by HCRoyall 11-10-06

Welcome to McRapey's, Home of the Big Rapey! May I take your order? What comes with the Super Rapey Meal? Look, there are known knowns and unknown knowns and that's a known unknown! You have to go to lunch with the food you have! Stay the course! Stay the course! Rrrrriiiiigght. Nevermind, I'm going to Burger Rapist. You're fired, Rumsfeld.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Special Sauce by Hatrix 11-09-06

So they finally got rid of Rumsfeld huh? They tried to find him something new but the best they could do was a McJob. Too bad he couldn't cut it. How come? He won't take orders.

CC 337:Rumsfeld's New Job by Hatrix 11-10-06

Where he should be... I have RIGHTS you know! Not anymore! C'mon Donald, four days without food or sleep isn't torture! Where we'd like to see him... I can't possibly go out there! I don't have any armor! I don't even have a weapon!! C'mon Don, stay the course! Where he'll probably end up... Another brandy to enjoy with that cuban cigar sir? Hell yes. I deserve it. Where would the world be without me?

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

CC 337: "Rumsfeld" by biped 11-11-06

Bass: "Doot, doo-doo dee-dooo, doo-doot." Giddy-up! I just got a date with the new waitress at Monk's! Got any Double-Crunch? Kramer, don't you ever actually BUY anything? You know that guy you set me up on a date with last night? He took his penis out. Well, he always was a horny bastard, Elaine. Hellooooo...Donny. Helloooo...Newman.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Donald Rumsfeld and his New Job by fuzzyman 11-12-06

At the Shady Lanes Rest Home... Don, when you're done cleaning the blood and feces off the walls you can start on the toilets. Right, where are the rubber gloves, cleaning fluid, and sponges? Sorry, we're all out. You'll have to make do with a Brillo pad, tap water, and your bare hands. What? That's ridiculous! I need at least ten sponges, two gallons of ammonia, and three pairs of rubber gloves! Don, as you know, you have to clean up with the tools you have, not the tools you want. Where have I heard that before?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 337: Land of the fee by lukket 11-12-06

Former secretary of defence, Donald Rumsfeld, has just been named head of communication for Disneyland. Our reporter is at his side for a special live interview. Your critics has wondered why you've been chosen considering your lack of experience in the field. What is your message to them? If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. Controversy aside, what news can we expect in Disneyland in the upcoming summer season? If a person is determined to fight to the death, then they may very well have that opportunity.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

i'm not even gonna bother giving out runners up and such. i'm sick and it sucks. this was a terrible contest idea anyway....

WINNER: FUZZYMAN

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Kill Whitey.

I thought it was funny.
I liked biped's "Rumsfeld" strip.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

Oh, shit. This ended sooner than I expected.

New contest up shortly.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Awwwww...

Get well soon!

No, it wasn't. It was topical and fun.

D'OH!

Yay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i gotta say now that i'm feeling marginally better that biped's comic rocked.

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Kill Whitey.