Mr. Children by biped 11-10-06

Hello. I turn into children. I'm Mr. Children. What the... See? GAAAAAAAAA!!! Oh, for Pete's sake. I told him in advance.

Mr. Children 2 by biped 11-10-06

Sally! I thought I told you to wait in the car! Mommy is very-- Oh, I'm not "Sally." I'm Mr. Children. GAAAAAAAAA!!! See? I hope she remembered to crack a window.

Mr. Children 3 by biped 11-10-06

Give me the child's economy dinner, please. But, joo cannot heff dat, since joo are not a childs. Joo are a men. No, I'm not. See? MADRE DE DIOS!!! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!! Oh, and extra salsa, please. Si, El Diablo.

Mr. Children 4 by biped 11-10-06

Thanks for letting me into your house, lady. Well, if you were a grown man, I wouldn't. But since you're just a little boy, it's okay. Surprise! I turn into children! I'm Mr. Children! What the-- Surprise! I turn into grannies! I'm Miss Grannies!

Mr. Children 4 (alternate ending) by biped 11-10-06

Thanks for letting me into your house, lady. Well, if you were a grown man, I wouldn't. But since you're just a little boy, it's okay. Surprise! I turn into children! I'm Mr. Children! What the-- Surprise! I turn into beautiful girls! I'm Mr. Beautiful Girls!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.