Castaway on Earth - Part One by Jeanster 11-11-06

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. The Commander won't think it's funny. But his son is SUCH a dweeb. Laugh now, but ditching the Commander's son on Earth will guarantee that your ass will be grass. Where'd everybody go?

Castaway on Earth - Part Two by Jeanster 11-11-06

Captain, I have an update on Zarton's threat to destroy the planet Tylimorkityrs. Is it good news or bad news, Spork? The Zartons are carrying out their threat as we speak now. Oh, no! And what's the good news? Sir, that IS the good news. The Tylimorkityrs have violated all "Do Not Call" agreements with each planet of the Federation. Hot damn! You're right, as usual, Spork! Time to break out the champagne!

Castaway on Earth - Part Three by Jeanster 11-11-06

Success! We have destroyed the planet Tylimorkityrs! Sir, we detected one of their ships fleeing shortly before we blew up their planet. Not to worry. We sent a destroyer after them. Excellent. We can't allow any of those blasted Tylimorkityrs to survive our attack. Consider it done. And sure enough, on board the Tylimorkityrs ship: Oh, all right. We'll go back and pick up the dweeb. Good. Hey, what's that beeping sound from the sensor panel?

Castaway on Earth - Part Four by Jeanster 11-11-06

Well? Did we get it? Affirmative, sir! Consider the Tylimorkityrs an extinct race! Come on, guys. This isn't funny.

Castaway on Earth - Part Five by Jeanster 11-11-06

This is my first time on a cruise. I figured it'd be a great way to meet guys. You're terribly cute. Want to join me in my cabin? Hey, look over there. Is that someone stranded on an island? Don't try to change the subject. Do you want to come join me in my cabin? You're such a hottie! We need to tell the captain there's someone out there who needs to be rescued! Oh, damn! I hate it when they play hard to get! Captain!

Signing off now. I'll be back next week. Have a great weekend, everyone.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

LOOK--NORMAN LIKES THESE COMICS

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Castaway on Earth: The End by boloboffin 11-13-06

Look, a giant waterborne craft! I'm rescued! Sorry, guy. Regulations forbid us to board any passenger with over four full strips of backstory. Aw, brap an fardling.

It's tacky beyond belief to end someone else's series, but I just couldn't resist. Sue me!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I think I like yours better than mine. LOL!

Castaway on Earth - The End (Jeanster-Style) by Jeanster 11-13-06

Thanks for alerting me about that marooned guy on the island. You're welcome, Captain. How is he? He's resting. The prolonged exposure to the hot sun must have done something to him. He can't speak a word, from what I can tell. Well, thanks. By the way, have you seen that man-hungry desperate woman around? I'm avoiding her. She scares the shit out of me. I figured this cruise would be a great way to meet guys. Do you mind if I stay and keep you company? Kill me now!

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Aw, but you were setting something up. Don't let my silliness keep you from posting.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker