The Daily Show With Steven Colbert by takedown 11-18-06

Welcome to the Daily Show with Steven Colbert. Today we have special guest: pissed off hippie. Pissed off hippie, what do you have to say about illegal immigration? I'm not a hippie John Stewert. Hippies piss me off. Oh yes, but I can make you a hippie. I can do anything I want. I can even smoke heroin. Whoa! you can SMOKE heroin? I didn't know that! Teach me how! KAZAM! You are now a hippie. What do you think about illegal imigration? You my friend, have just made a big mistake.

The Daily Show With Steven Colbert by takedown 11-18-06

Welcome to the Daily Show with Steven Colbert. I'm John Stewert, and this is Steven Colbert from the John Stewert Report. Thank you John, I'm very excited to be on the show tonight. Tonight we're talking about Bob Woodward's book called "Hi my name is Bob Woodward and Yours isn't, It's just Jeff or Some Piece of Crap." How exciting! Haha! Revenge! I hit John Stewert with my stupid hippie sign! Actually, that was Steven Colbert.

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Yeah, real funny.