Debbie's Dilemma by biped 11-28-06

But, what if my head fell off, Puggy? What then? Huh, Puggy? Huh? Debbie... for the last time...I've asked you not to call me "Puggy." Lady, may I please call you "Puggy"? Puggy won't let me call her that anymore. Miss, I think you'd better just go home and stop bothering strangers on the street. Hi, this is Edna. I'm not home right now, so please leave a message. *BEEEEEEEP* BUT, WHAT IF MY HEAD FELL OFF, PUGGY--I mean, Eh...Ehhh... Ehhhdddd...nnnn... nnnnnnggghhh...

Debbie's Dilemma 2 by biped 11-29-06

Mister, may I please speak to Puggy? I need to talk to her real, REAL bad! DAMN IT, DEBBIE--uh, look...my wife's name is Edna. EDNA! NOT...not "Puggy." OKAY? ...and, but, what if my head fell off? Huh? What then? Huh, Mister? What then? Huh? What-- ED-NAAAAAAA!!! PUGGY!!! PUGGY!!! WHAT IF MY-- DAMN IT, DEBBIE, YOUR FUCKING HEAD ISN'T GOING TO FALL OFF!!! AND STOP CALLING ME "PUGGY"!!!

Debbie's Dilemma 3 by biped 11-29-06

It's still there! But for HOW LONG? OH, IF ONLY PUGGY...but...she says she ISN'T Puggy...am I losing my mind? Are you still mad at me, Puggy? Because, what if my head-- Debbie, I've called some...people. They're going to take you on a niiice, looong vacation. PUGGY!!! PUGGY!!! HEEEELLLP!!!

Debbie's Dilemma 4 by biped 11-29-06

You're allowed to make one phone call, ma'am. Oh, I've got to call Puggy! She'll know what to do! PUGGY!!! HELP!!! THE BAD MEN DON'T CARE IF MY HEAD FALLS OFF!!! NOT LIKE YOU DO-- What? You don't want to have sex AGAIN? FUCK! This "Debbie" thing is RUINING OUR LIVES! PUGGY!!! They let me come HOME, Puggy!!! But I came HERE instead, cuz I just KNEW you'd want to-- GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I HATE YOU, DEBBIE!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOU!!!

Debbie's Dilemma 5 by biped 11-29-06

Debbie, wait. I'm...I'm sorry. ...and I get to stay with Puggy ALL DAY now in case my head falls off, and ALL NIGHT, too! Isn't it wonderful, Mister? Huh, Mister? Huh? Huh? Debbie, let's...let's wait till Ed's OFF the toilet, okay?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i used to date debbie. she called me 'pudgy' though.

i miss that crazy fucking cunt.

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Kill Whitey.

I never know why I enjoy your comics so much, but I always enjoy them

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I frequently have an urge to bump this series.  Today, I succumbed to it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

See, this is why the Flonases refuse to acknowledge their eldest child.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You had me at "B..."

Dilemma 5 is great and ends the series perfectly.

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

HCRoyall

Or her secret twin sister.  Oops, I've said too much.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

gtc3000

I love you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Classic biped. or should i say 100% biped, the kind of of biped they would serve you at Ruth's Chris Steak House.

I don't know what the fuck i'm talking about anymore, but i think it was a compliment.

Thanks, I definitely took it as a compliment.  Then again, I take "fuck you, asshole" as a compliment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.