I haven't been bothered making many comics lately, don't assume I’m out of ideas, I just have been caught up with other shit and either haven't found time or haven't been bothered when i have had time to turn my ideas and thoughts into humorous comics.

But anyways I feel obligated to post the highlights of this year to you all. All comments and ratings are appreciated.

Gran and Gran: It's Too Late by HotRodDeathToll 1-01-06

Hello Gran! Oh hello Do think it's a good time to teach my daughter about periods yet? How old is she? 55 years old.

Gran and Gran: It's Way Too Late by HotRodDeathToll 1-04-06

Zoe, i have something to tell you about your womenhood. Yes? Well there is a time in a girl's life when she is going into adolescenthood that she gets a thing called menustration. Mum, i stopped having my periods four years ago! AHH! MY DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT!

Gran and Gran: Men Are Hard To Buy For by HotRodDeathToll 1-01-06

Hello Gran! Oh hello I bought my 17 year old gran daughter a stuffed horse toy for christmas. I bought my 8 year old gran daughter a dildo. What a coincidence, i bought my husband the same thing!

I am the Falcon #1 by HotRodDeathToll 1-14-06

It took me a while to find the perfect image to represent a Falcon. And yes i capitalize Falcon because it is a very respected animal in our family. Larry, are you talking to yourself on the toilet again?  No

Playing Blackjack With Old People by HotRodDeathToll 1-28-06

17  Bust  15  Do i take my clothes off now?

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Playing Poker With Old People by HotRodDeathToll 1-28-06

I lose in poker again. I guess i will have to remove another item of clothing. NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

I am the Falcon #2 by HotRodDeathToll 1-14-06

For some reason i always think about Brittany Spears. As you all know shes pregnant, which means she won't be able to sing anymore. Not that she ever could.

Charades by HotRodDeathToll 2-04-06

Let's play charades! okay Is it a hand? How did you guess?

Welcome To My Life by HotRodDeathToll 2-04-06

Let's listen to music! I have my i-pod. Cool, what have you got on it? Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Lik... Where are you going?

12 Year Olds Write All Sequels by HotRodDeathToll 2-11-06

What's your favourite movie? Predator 2 Why's that? Because I wrote it

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NOT SARS by HotRodDeathToll 2-11-06

So Timmy, if you could have one wish what would it be? I would wish I was a bird Why is that? Is it so you can fly and be free? No, it's because I want to be able fly around and give everyone bird flu

Cheney goes mosquito hunting with a bazooka by HotRodDeathToll 2-15-06

I see one!!!

Wiggles

♫ FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY YUMMY♫ That was beautiful. You should join the choir

by HotRodDeathToll, 2-17-06

Scuba Do by HotRodDeathToll 2-17-06

Hello class! I am your new geography teacher. Today we will be learning about sex and how to have sex. Can I please have a volunteer The next day... We got you easy this time, mate. And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

USA Loves War by HotRodDeathToll 3-03-06

Mr. Bush! The people of america are catching on They are aware that we knew that hurricane katrina was going to hit new orleans well before it happened, you could get fired. What should we do? hmmm As President, I'd like to announce that we have decided to declare war on the atlantic ocean!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Burger King

Why is everyone running away from here? Someone droped a whopper

by HotRodDeathToll, 3-24-06

Sebra Learns About Dyslexia by HotRodDeathToll 4-08-06

Mum! Yes sebra? What does dyslexic mean? A dyslexic person is someone who can't read or write, sebra. Well I guess I'm dyslexic then Oh--your case is differant, sebra. You can read and write, but you do it like a retard.

Prayer by HotRodDeathToll 4-29-06

Please god could you please make everyone stop fighting and make everyone love each other? Amen. Repent Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my house.

Christina: The Outgoing Fat Chick by HotRodDeathToll 8-15-06

Hey- Don't you hate when people who are really fat and ugly think they're beautiful and tell pretty people such as me that I'm ugly. Shutup, you fat, ugly bitch!

Christina: The Outgoing Fat Chick (2) by HotRodDeathToll 8-15-06

I'm on a diet, so I will only have a salad meal. Ahh fuck it, just give twelve whoppers and six king sized fries

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Frustration by HotRodDeathToll 9-13-06

What's this? "Anna Nicole Smith's son died" WHY GOD? WHY COULDN'T IT BE HER?

Irak And I Ran by HotRodDeathToll 9-26-06

Iran Okay, just tell me - Where did you run?

Beazley's Speech (1) by HotRodDeathToll 5-14-06

Middle Australia is getting a bad deal! The Liberal party can't govern Australia properly. Even the Labour party could do better

White Funeral by HotRodDeathToll 2-13-06

This funeral blows! Let's go dig a grave! later... What do you do if one of the dead people is alive? I found a toothbrush

I want a pistol, i want a gun by HotRodDeathToll 2-07-06

DAD! Yes, son? It's nearly easter you're going to have to buy me heaps of chocolate eggs. I'm sorry boy but were too poor to buy chocolate eggs for you this year We can only give you home-made, cream-filled chocolate eggs.

That is all.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I'm awash in comic goodness

You should make more, like......now, NO WAIT!

Ok now!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

i too found myself chuckling frequently.

well done, sir.

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Kill Whitey.

It's Falcon #1 for me.

Those comics exceeded my daily minimum requirement for silliness.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thank you all for your enlightening comments and satisfying ratings :) You give me enough self-esteem to create new comics though I still can't be fucked.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

do a stint in a supermax.

you'll get fucked i'm pretty sure...

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Kill Whitey.

I read, I rated.

Please correct spelling of "Charades" it's killing me that I rated that good with the misspelling. It's like throwing all your support behind a candidate that has 24 hours to live.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I read, I rated.

Please correct spelling of "Charades" it's killing me that I rated that good with the misspelling. It's like throwing all your support behind a candidate that has 24 hours to live.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I have corrected my mispellings, thanks for correcting me.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction