Really, this whole four part series was nothing but an excuse to do the Casey Kasem/dead dog joke in strip two...

The Death of TOBOR Episode One by UnknownEric 12-18-06

So what's the story here, officer? 6'7" red robot with telescoping wang, found dead in an alley with a 40 oz bottle of Old Milwaukee shoved up his ass. Do you know the cause of death? And any more information about the beer? Negative. The Old Milwaukee was unopened. A free 40? Score. I think I'll be leaving now.

The Death of TOBOR Episode Two by UnknownEric 12-18-06

And coming in at number 30, that was Two Pump Chump with "Smokin' Pole in the Boys Room." I'm Casey Kasem. Now we have a sad story to tell. Famous manraping robot TOBOR was found dead in... alright, what the fuck?!? We go from an uptempo number to a story about TOBOR dying? This is ponderous, man, fucking ponderous!

The Death of TOBOR Episode Three by UnknownEric 12-18-06

Good afternoon, my good man. Nice to see you again, sir... Oh dear, I seem to have dropped some change. Oh, and my pants are coming down. Oh, good heavens, my underwear has torn. What a terrible development.

The Death of TOBOR Episode Four by UnknownEric 12-18-06

Take it all, bitch! Good heavens, what is going on... why... is it you?? AHA, IT IS ME, TOBOR! TOBOR, I thought you were dead! RAAR, IT WAS ALL A RUSE TO PRESERVE MY SECRET IDENTITY. That's a brilliant idea, since... wait, what secret identity?

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I has a flavor!

i like

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Kill Whitey.

I like a good Casey Kasem/dead dog joke.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.