Sorry for the delay. I went under the knife (or the knife went under me). In any event, you get to make comics about it!

FTC 104: Now Sperm-Free! by umfumdisi 1-28-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms! What's the worst part?

Finish in two panels, three panels, or a series.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

FTC 104: Charity by PrimoOoze1138 1-28-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms! What's the worst part? All these leftover condoms. So I can come back and get more later, right?

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

FTC 104 Tastes Great, Less Filling by Cre8tive13 1-29-07

How was your weekend? Good and bad. The best part is I got a vasectomy, so no more condoms! What's the worst part? My only child, Bob, drowned at a waterpark this weekend.

FTC 104: Rubber versus Broken Glass by lukket 1-29-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms What's the worst part? Um.... I kinda exploited the situation to mess around with Alice from accounting. good for you. She's a great lay Yeah, but I could do without the gonorrhoea she gave me.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Two versions.  Call them the Goldberg Variations if you will. 

FTC104 take 1: Two Words Make The Difference by UnknownEric 1-29-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms What's the worst part? Balls. Knife.

FTC104 take 2: VAT A TVIST! by UnknownEric 1-29-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms What's the worst part? They kinda messed up. I'm Lisa now.

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I has a flavor!

It's been forever since I've liked a template enough to do one of these things.

FTC 104: Alternative Motivation by Scyess 1-29-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms! What's the worst part? Turns out because of rampant VD in the 21st century, I have to wear condoms, anyway. So, uh, why did you have it done? Free lolipops in the waiting room.

FTC 104: Oops by Scyess 1-29-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms! What's the worst part? The doctor accidentally replaced my testicles with the manifold from a 1972 Ford Ranchero GT. My god. Doesn't it get heavy to lug that around? It's exhausting!

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"Old" is the old new.

Okay I'll wrap this one up. First, the awards...

The Cosmic Cow (Too Close For Comfort) Award goes to ... Cre8tive13 for

FTC 104 Tastes Great, Less Filling by Cre8tive13 1-29-07

How was your weekend? Good and bad. The best part is I got a vasectomy, so no more condoms! What's the worst part? My only child, Bob, drowned at a waterpark this weekend.

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The Ken Kaufman Memorial Award goes to ... Scyess for

FTC 104: Oops by Scyess 1-29-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms! What's the worst part? The doctor accidentally replaced my testicles with the manifold from a 1972 Ford Ranchero GT. My god. Doesn't it get heavy to lug that around? It's exhausting!

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3rd Place: PrimoOoze1138 for

FTC 104: Charity by PrimoOoze1138 1-28-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms! What's the worst part? All these leftover condoms. So I can come back and get more later, right?

2nd Place: Scyess for

FTC 104: Alternative Motivation by Scyess 1-29-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms! What's the worst part? Turns out because of rampant VD in the 21st century, I have to wear condoms, anyway. So, uh, why did you have it done? Free lolipops in the waiting room.

1st Place AND the "Brevity is the Soul of Wit" Award: UnknownEric for

FTC104 take 1: Two Words Make The Difference by UnknownEric 1-29-07

How went the vasectomy? Good and bad. The best part is no more condoms What's the worst part? Balls. Knife.

Congrats, UE!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

w00t! Thankyewvurrymuch! :)

New one up soon.

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I has a flavor!