We are all still terribly, terribly fucked up about our geography and the cultural idioms that we were raised with.

English is a popular language.

The people who speak it largely mis-trust one another.

Funny has different Bell curves.

So does culture.

A lot of people resent the shit out of America.

Writing comedy is sometimes more difficult that drawing it.

We all have some semblance of an aspect to our upbringing that tells us that we already know that what is wrong is wrong.

We all laugh and cry when things are respectively good or bad.

Wirthling sucks.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

A good sucky only costs $5.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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[*]Brad is god.
[*]We are largely a bunch of sarcastic, cynical geeks.
[*]Despite being a bunch of sarcastic, cynical geeks, we have soft underbellies.
[*]bunner is a cranky, old bastard.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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bunner is a cranky, old bastard.

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bunner is a cranky, old bastard.

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threadsponger.

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Not all forums are populated by 5cr1pt k1dd135.
There exist internet users who can spell.

Also: there are far more Glaswegians online than you would expect.

Say, that reminds me--I've been meaning to tell Dubya that I saw Osama bin Laden hanging out in Glasgow.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Not much to add to the above statements right now excpet for a couple of personal reflecions:

That I'm capable of being far funnier than I ever thought I was...

That I'm nowhere near as funny as a lot of other people, and that comedy likely isn't a viable career move for me...

I wouldjust like to take this moment to say:

I hate andydougan's sig.

If I see "wisnae" or "boatles" one more time,I'm going to start shooting Scots at random.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And my spacebar is arsed.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

*BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG*

Sorry,

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That being said,I love you guys,too.

And gabe owes me a drink.

Rock on, then....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Group Hug!!

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This is not my empire.

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*BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG*

Sorry,

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I wouldjust like to take this moment to say:

I hate andydougan's sig.

If I see "wisnae" or "boatles" one more time,I'm going to start shooting Scots at random.

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- I've learned the difference between assertiveness and aggressiveness

- I've learned some html and UBB codes for the first time. (Sad, I know.)

- I've learned you can come to value the opinions most of those who agree with you least.

- I've learned there is a mathematical formula for funny just waiting to be discovered.

- I've learned being funny in person is much easier than in comics because of the use of iNfLeCtIoN.

- I've learned that if you feel like quitting after 300 comics, it's a good idea to shut the fuck up and write a couple hundred more instead.

- I've learned that bunnerabb hates andydougan's sig.

- I've learned that you get more bees with honey than by saying "Here bees" and clicking your tongue.

- I've learned that learnt is a word.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ah've laerned hoow tae speak Scoatish!

I've learned everything I know about quantum tunneling.

I've learned that there is an appropriate forum for anger and vitriol, and it's called "Fights Go Here".

I've learned that my girlfriend just doesn't appreciate quality humor like Mr. Broccoli Head and skeet-shooting comics.

I've learned that taking a weak joke, interfacing it with various historical or current events and other weak jokes, and eventually running it into the ground is always, always funny. And I mean that seriously.

I've learned that "pants" is apparently slang for "bad" in some backwards part of the world, which in turn has led me to realize that, the phenomenon of popular culture notwithstanding, some things are just universally and incorrigibly dumb.

I've learned some of the things other people have learned too.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I've learned that I can't live without a few score smart, sarcastic, magnificent bastards to fuck with.

I've learned that Glaswegians can't shut the fuck up about being Glaswegian. Shit, I learned the word "Glaswegian."

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What others say about boorite!

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I've learned that I can't live without a few score smart, sarcastic, magnificent bastards to fuck with.

I've learned that Glaswegians can't shut the fuck up about being Glaswegian. Shit, I learned the word "Glaswegian."

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I've learned that people hate Glaswegians simply because they're Glaswegians , almost as much as people hate Americans simply for being American.

Only in our case, it appears to be a simple case of Jealousy.

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And that Glasgowegians are just as adept at self delusion as anyone else.

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And gabe owes me a drink.

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A drink?

That's like throwing a bucket of water on the Hindenburg.

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