Tales of Eliza and William Horen by HotRodDeathToll 2-07-07

If we get caught, my parents will find out and kill me. Don't worry, child. I have killed both of your paren.... AHHHHHHHH!!! YOU BASTARD!!! LET ME FINISH, BITCH!!! As I was going to say: I have kill both of your parent's pet turtles so they will be mouring. This will give us plenty of time to fuck. YOU BASTARD!!! I LOVED THOSE TURTLES!!!

Tales of Eliza and William Horen by HotRodDeathToll 2-08-07

Uhh... sorry about the turtles. *sob* Meh, It's okay I guess, they're just dumb animals anyway. YAY! So you wanna burn down the pet shop then Sure

Tales of Eliza and William Horen by HotRodDeathToll 2-08-07

Holy shit those pets burn real fast. I'm sure glad the police didn't catch us. Be right back, womens stuff. Okay.  Hi

Tales of Eliza and William Horen by HotRodDeathToll 2-08-07

Hi, I'm William Horen. What are you in here for? You tell me why you're here first. Burning down a pet store for the fun of it. You? Drug sales. You heartless asshole!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

That little whore and that alien asshole were humorous.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.