OKAY!

  So, no one was interested in the last FTC I tried.  Too much trouble, I guess.  So here's the same ol' format as always:  a template.

Do whatever you want to the last two panels, but leave the first alone.  Only three-panel entries will be considered.

Judging whenever the hell I damn well feel like it, bitches.

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"Old" is the old new.

ftc 107 - gave up fasting for lent by arbi 2-27-07

Hello brother. How's the fast going? How the hell do you think it's going? Going fast?

It's not funny, but it's fast.

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woof

FTC107a by crackpanther 2-27-07

Hello, brother. How is the fast going? How the hell do you THINK it's going? Jeeez...touchy. Sorry. So how's the vow of silence going? Not cool, dude. Heh.

Yay I win?

Why the hell not?  I actually quite doubt anyone's comic would've been funnier than that one, even if they had bothered to enter.

Victory goes to you, crackpanther.  May FTC 108 fare better than 107 did.

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"Old" is the old new.

FTC 107 - The Sound of a Guy with the Clap Getting a Handjob by gabe_billings 3-06-07

Hello, brother. How is the fast going? How the hell do you THINK it's going? The path to enlightenment is never an easy one. This not eating for a week thing sucks. But I've got a better idea for a path to holiness. Meditation in the zen garden beneath the blossoming cherry trees? Fuck no! I was gonna drink a quart of rubbing alcohol and watch Dark Side of the Moon. I'll be seeing the face of god in no time!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I love winning pool games and comic competitions "sitting down".

Crap. Somehow I managed to miss the fact that the contest was over before I entered.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's okay.  I'm glad for one more entry in what turned out the most pathetic FTC ever.  And crackpanther had you beat anyway, I'd say.

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"Old" is the old new.