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Ian has just entered this wonderful phase in which he asks the question, "What you doing Daddy?" (or Mommy) several hundred times a day. He'll get going and ask it maybe once every five seconds for maybe two minutes. Answering his questions do nothing.

He gets stuck on other things too. Like when we read Curious George he'll ask, "Where's the monkey?" half a dozen times on each page.

So anyway, I was wondering if anyone wanted to buy him. I'll throw in some Bob the Builder DVDs and a few sets of clothes. I thought I'd give you guys a stab at him before I put him on eBay.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

try the bangkok market.

there's always a huge demand for soft young white children there.

i would just eat him and that would be a waste of good earning potential.

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Kill Whitey.

P.S. haha, you've got offspring...

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Kill Whitey.

Don't you have another one on the way? Is that one included in the bundle package?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The other is here. He hasn't gotten to the annoying stage yet. He's just at the eat/poop/sleep stage.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

I'm still in that stage at 19. Is that bad?

It's bad if one of those things suddenly stops happening.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Read doesn't talk yet (aside from "Mama" "Dada" "Uh-Oh" and occasionally "Dog"), but he's currently in a "horse noise" phase. He'll just randomly make a neigh-like noise repeatedly for no apparent reason. It's a little disconcerting.

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I has a flavor!

Sorry, but your son is a furry.

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Poop.

What are you doing, Gabe?

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What others say about boorite!

Right now? Typing on the interweb. You?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Just wait until he develops a bumper crop of alpha4-beta2-delta receptors.

http://psychcentral.com/news/2007/03/12/teenage-anxiety-explained

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker