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gabe_billings
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We were interested in getting some new car seats since Ian is about to outgrow his, so I was poking around online looking for info on them.

In one forum I was looking at I noticed that people kept using the acronyms 'DD' and 'DS' to refer to their children. For the life of me I couldn't fathom what the fuck those stood for, and apparently wasn't smart enough to just Google them like I did about five seconds ago.

I mentioned it to my wife who reads lots of blogs related to parenthood and whatnot and she piped up that they meant 'Darling Daughter' and 'Darling Son'.

I rolled my eyes and said something about what dipshits people were, to which my wife agreed.

I use acronyms because they save time. Using LASER is handy because writing out Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation is a giant pain in the ass.

But even if you're using a pencil held between your toes, typing 'DS' instead of 'son' or 'kid' or even 'annoying little bastard' isn't saving you that much time. Except maybe for that last one.

So are people just doing it to be cool and hip? Because it just makes me want to punch them in the crotch.

What acronyms annoy you?

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gabe_billings
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Also, anyone replying to this post with 'lol' in an attempt to be funny will be getting a punch to the crotch as well.

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AngryAmerican
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yeah, 'lol' annoys the shit out of me too. i call those idiots 'lollers' and strive to make their lives more difficult in any way i can.

also the letter substitution things is pretty lame too. 'teh' instead of 'the'. grow the fuck up already.

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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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I see you found ivillage. I was looking up some information on pregnancy a while back and everything they type there is in DD/DS form. They actually have pages dedicated to all the acronyms they use - which are lists that go on forever.

LOL never annoyed me before I started seeing it used on TV. There is a saturday morning show called "Secret Slumber Party" or something like that. I flipped through and caught their "to commercial" message where the girl said something along the lines of "Secret Slumber Party will BRB. LOL."

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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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NBC usually pisses me the fuck off.

3-11-07 1:50am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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gabe_billings

I am confused by this part. You seem to know what a blog is but you keep posting this crap here.

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crackpanther
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People referring to their husband or wife as 'hubby' makes me want to go apeshit.

3-11-07 5:33am (new)
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crackpanther
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Oh also when they say 'IMHO'.

3-11-07 5:35am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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dcomposed

I am confused by this part. You seem to know what a blog is but you keep posting this crap here.


I can confirm that I laughed out loud at this.

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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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That was pretty funny.

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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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You should have assumed that by "DS" and "DD" she was talking about her Nintendo and her breasts.

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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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With boobs like that you'd have trouble seeing the controller.

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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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I can't believe boorite hasn't posted here yet.

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3-11-07 11:40pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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That's because he's too busy playing with his DD.

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boorite
crazy knife lady

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My Donkey Dong?

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3-12-07 10:53am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Donkey Dong?

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3-12-07 3:13pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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OMFG LOL.

K, ttyl.

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kramer_vs_kramer
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gabe_billings

Do they have a different acronym for if their kids are insufferable little shits?

3-14-07 11:58am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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kramer_vs_kramer

Do they have a different acronym for if their kids are insufferable little shits?


LFA (little fucking asshole) and FW (future whore).

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boorite
crazy knife lady

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There's always WOO (waste of oxygen).

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3-14-07 1:19pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Ooh, I came up with a better one: WOB (Waste of Biomass).

It's just fun to say. "You're such a wob."

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3-14-07 1:35pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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gabe_billings

You told me you were naming him Lord Nigel Shittelode, 12th Duke of Felching.

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3-16-07 4:38pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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We did. Ian is just a nickname.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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This thread is VNDFMT

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3-16-07 9:33pm (new)
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umfumdisi
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Any car/booster seat you buy will be recalled in 2-3 years, so it really doesn't matter.

--What? No, honey, I'm not off-topic. Gabe is looking for a new car seat. Yes, the thread title is about acronyms. So what. Oh yeah? We'll you're a FSCAWBMF!

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