You mustn't change the background in the third panel, and you have to include Maura saying "I do." there as well. You can choose any pose you want however. No photoshopping. I'll tell you that I'll judge this in a week, but when that is over, I will say that there's some more time.
So your wife is divorcing you to hook up with a younger guy?
It was a kick in the groin to find out.
Man, how does that sort of thing happen?
Thinking back, I should have seen it coming when she wanted customized wedding vows...
... and do you Susan, promise to love your husband, in health, wealth, and fitness, or until a better model comes along?
I Do.
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
Maura, dear...Bob hasn't shown up. Bob isn't GOING to show up. You've got to face the--
I don't care, I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!!! I'm going through with my beautiful storybook wedding WITH OR WITHOUT that lying, cheating, COCK...SUCKING... BASTARD!!!
Uh-huh...well, people are bound to notice that you're standing up there all by yourself.
I've already thought of that. Go get Timmy.
[*POOOT*] I have to go to the bath--
I do.
--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
Time to judge this. There were only three entries, but they were so good that I hate to choose one winner. However, the winner is gabe_billings. HCRoyall and biped didn't come second. they came 1.01st