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docmike 
I think, therefore I doubt.
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I'm not sure why my comics disappeared from this thread, but here are a few new ones:
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Actual Bible Stories: The Seduction of Lot. Genesis 19:32
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| Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve his seed. | |
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| Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve the seed of our father. | |
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| Goodie! My turn! I'm already wet just thinking about it! | |
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| So, you're turning me down again? That's two nights in a row, Lot. What gives? | |
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| In Matthew 15:4 Jesus says, "Honour thy father and mother." | |
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| In Luke 14:26 he says, "If any man come to me, and hate not his father and mother...he cannot be my disciple." | |
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| What about Proverbs 1:8? "Hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother." | |
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| Matthew 23:9 says, "Call no man your father upon the earth." | |
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| Your son is obviously reading the wrong parts of the Bible. Why don't you bring him in for some "hands on" Christian intervention? | |
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| It says, "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. | |
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| So, only men with undamaged penises can go to heaven? | |
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| Yeah. I don't understand God's obsession with the male sex organ? | |
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| You'd like to join our church, why? | |
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